Sassy-Kat

Sassy-Kat has 10 years experience.

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1. Cartoon Caption Contest WIN $250! Nurses Week 2018

   Sassy-Kat replied to Brian S.'s topic in Announcements

   Today, in our team building exercise, we will act out what it looks like when XXXX hits the fan.

2. Nurses Week Giveaways - WIN Up To $4,000! Nurses Week 2018

   Sassy-Kat replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   A big, ugly - *ss spider they expect ME to kill!

3. Trouble for taking Doctors candy

   Sassy-Kat replied to zynnnie's topic in General Nursing

   Here's what you should do...refilll the MD socks...not with candy, but with health stuff, gluten free, soy based , parsnips etc. Then on the front of the stocking tape a picture of any of the patients featured on my 600 pound life. Then right on it w...

4. Why are they called, "Chucks?"

   Sassy-Kat replied to NPbyDay's topic in General Nursing

   Because Bob's Big Boys has a patent on that name, so chux it is

5. January 2018 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

   Sassy-Kat replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   Congratulations Dawg! You have a healthy set of quintpuplets !

6. 2017 Nurse Salary

   Sassy-Kat replied to Darkstar1485's topic in General Nursing

   Dang! think I may have to skip the border into MN

7. November 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

   Sassy-Kat replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   It was YOU, Colonel Mustard, in the observatory, with This Knife!

8. Code Blue

   Sassy-Kat replied to 2018nursewi's topic in General Nursing

   I had a bizarre realization when I was doing compressions during a code in surgery. Here I was singing that stupid "ah, ah, ah, ah, staying alive, staying alive" song in my head. When we switched out and I stepped back for a bit, I heard the radio p...

9. November 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

   Sassy-Kat replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   SILENCE Infidel... I Keeeellll you!

10. November 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

    Sassy-Kat replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

    Paging DR. GasMan....DR. GasMan to OR 2 ...stat!!

11. November 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

    Sassy-Kat replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

    Bob! You're the patient today, not the scrub tech...now put it down!

12. April 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

    Sassy-Kat replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

    You weren't kidding when you said the hospital food was giving you bad gas!!

13. Now THAT'S a lab result

    Sassy-Kat replied to emtb2rn's topic in General Nursing

    my blood glucose was 38...could not figure out why i was shaky and sweaty as a hooker in church. ( i was er charge,lol) cna clued in and checked my sugar...so, 2 powdered donuts and slammed a can of coke...up to 59! Score! Back to work people!

14. T-shirt Sayings

    Sassy-Kat replied to kidzcare's topic in School

    "Every good patient deserves a little TLC" (Temazepam, Lorazepam, Clonazepam)

15. Healthcare-related "what the heck?!?!" dreams

    Sassy-Kat replied to ixchel's topic in General Nursing

    ummm, don't know if this is along the same lines....i had a really ...REALLY...good dream just last night that i was "with" Dr Preston Burke ...obviously too many Grey's Anatomy reruns... ok, enough about that!