Memo to all students : In order to assure the highest levels
of quality work and productivity from students, it will be
our policy to keep all students well taught through our
program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).
We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any other
If you feel that you do not receive your share of
S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will
immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list and our
lecturers are especially skilled at seeing you get all the
S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Students who don't know S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be intersted in a job teaching
others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING
LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
For students who are attending to pursue a carrier in management and consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course
emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING; SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.)
Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
Jan 29, '02
Jan 29, '02
ROFLMAO.. Hope you don't mind I printied it off to show some of the girls at shool they will love it.. talk to everyone later
Jan 29, '02
Oh my God! That's sooo funny! It's my first clinical day today, so I needed the laughs.
Thank you for sharing! I will definitely share this with other classmates who all seem to be as nervous as I am!
Jan 30, '02
considering today has been a ****** day, and tomorrow i face an ever exciting practicum, and tonight i am doing what another post suggests is binge drinking...I LOVED YOUR POST
Jan 31, '02
love this post ...it was to funny and we all need a good laugh,,,,,thanks ....
Feb 17, '02
Oh, thank you!!!!! I'm sending a copy to one of my insrtuctors!!!!
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