Memo To All Students

  1. Memo to all students : In order to assure the highest levels
    of quality work and productivity from students, it will be
    our policy to keep all students well taught through our
    program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).
    We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any other
    schools.
    If you feel that you do not receive your share of
    S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will
    immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list and our
    lecturers are especially skilled at seeing you get all the
    S.H.I.T. you can handle.
    Students who don't know S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
    If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be intersted in a job teaching
    others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING
    LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
    For students who are attending to pursue a carrier in management and consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL
    RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course
    emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
    If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING; SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.)

    Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
    (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
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  2. 8 Comments

  3. by   vfib
    ROFLMAO!!!!

  4. by   Hooligan
    Very Clever!!!
  5. by   angelina28
    ROFLMAO.. Hope you don't mind I printied it off to show some of the girls at shool they will love it.. talk to everyone later

    Tammy
  6. by   eventsnyc
    Oh my God! That's sooo funny! It's my first clinical day today, so I needed the laughs.

    Thank you for sharing! I will definitely share this with other classmates who all seem to be as nervous as I am!
  7. by   angelina28
    I printed this out last night and took it with me to class today.. The girls loved it alot. Oh and the teacher loved it. We got caught reading it in class and she has it. and was taking it to show her co worker's that are other nurses...
    But she loved it..
  8. by   EMTPTORN
    considering today has been a ****** day, and tomorrow i face an ever exciting practicum, and tonight i am doing what another post suggests is binge drinking...I LOVED YOUR POST
  9. by   Tiggur
    love this post ...it was to funny and we all need a good laugh,,,,,thanks ....
  10. by   goinnuts
    Oh, thank you!!!!! I'm sending a copy to one of my insrtuctors!!!!

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