Urban legends in nursing

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15 years ago when I was a graduate nurse working in Texas, I came in to work one day and my preceptor told me "A GN over at Vista Hills gave Maalox through a central line last week so I am going to be watching you very closely today!" Since then I have heard that story again at nursing orientations I've attended here in Georgia and each time, the story is told as if it just happened. Just recently, somebody referenced it on a post here on this board. I think that story has reached urban legend status.

Another one, I've heard frequently is the NG tube fed into a patient's brain. The story goes that a patient who recently had sinus surgery needed a salem sump and the physician insisted that it be inserted over the protests of the nurse. When the nurse refuses, the physician grabs the salem sump out of his hand and inserts it himself and the patient immediatly begins to convulse. The physician then removes the tube spraying grey matter all over the nurse. I've been told this story twice by two male nurses at two different times and they both insisted that they were the nurse who got brain tissue all over their scrubs. I decided that this too had to be an urban legend or had the beginnings of one.

I'm sure that they have their origins in the truth but since they are always repeated with a new little detail and the person telling it insists that they have some intimate knowledge of the event. Have you ever heard of these or know of any yourself?

Specializes in ER.

I just Graduated in December and I have heard all of the similar stories. But they showed us a picture of the NG tube in the Brain. It was pretty severe, and they said it was because of the facial fractures.

Specializes in Day Surgery/Infusion/ED.
As a nursing student - rumor had it that a former student of the school I attended had given a patient a backrub using nitroglycerin ointment and both were found in a rather hypotensive state on the floor.

I felt kind of guilty for laughing so hard at this!

Several years ago we had a nurse on our surgical floor who had a patient who had a g-tube go down for a new supra-pubic. Guess where the bolus feeding went when he returned.:no: :crying2: At least so said the Urologist to us in the OR. Never heard the outcome, but all I could think of was OUCH!!!

About the pelvics on anesthetized patients.

To me, that is tantamount to sexual battery.

I actually had an OR nurse(the circulator) ask me to be a witness circulator in the OR recently. The female patient was having a I & D of the lady partsl area and there was no available scrub so she was scrubbing and circulating. Now I understand why she wanted me witnessing if these things occur.

Wow, I can't believe some of these urban legends. I really hope the one about the doctor doing lady partsl exams while the patient is unconcious isn't true. I am currently a pre-nursing student I will have to remember some of these in case I get told any odd stories. :uhoh3:

Specializes in Pediatrics.

The Sh--head name IS real at our hospital. He is about 8-9 years old now. He is a patient in our pediatric practice office. Really sweet kid. I just don't understand how someone could name their child that, regardless of how its pronounced.

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