Thoughts to ponder....
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
why is the man who invest all your money called a "broker"?
why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic wins lottery"?
why doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance
that little indestructible black box is?
How come abbreviated is such a looong word?
If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?
If it is true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
If FED EX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?
What hair color do they list on the driver's license of bald men?
Why do soo many old people eat at cafeterias?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "quit while you're ahead"?
I guess I'd better quit while I'm ahead!
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