Patients and their crazy requests

Nurses General Nursing

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These past few weeks have just been silly with patients.

One lady acutally asked me to use her tweezers and pull out any stray chin hairs that she might find in her magnifying mirror she'd brought to the hospital. And she didn't exactly ask nicely -- it was more of a firm request. I told her I had medications to give and excused myself out of her room. Sorry, I'm not a chin hair plucker.

Another lady yesterday actually wanted a dr's order for freaking BLISTEX, because she had a cold sore. I'm sorry -- how about walk on down to your local drug store, like everyone else, and buy a $1.50 tube for yourself? But they did it. Meanwhile, I have to buy for myself and for my kids every cold medicine on the market because our military clinic won't dispense it as a prescription.

I can't get over this generation of people. It's about age 50 to 75. Why are they so entitled?? Ms. Blistex was also mad because between the hours of 8 and 11 a.m. when we were doing vitals, giving meds, baths, getting people to tests, therapies, etc. that we were not responsive enough to her needs. She had no needs -- she was going to be discharged by noon.

Why can't people just be thankful that they have a wonderful hospital in their immediate area w/ the finest doctors who treat them and manage to discharge them in a non critical status? Why can't they just be satisfied that they received medical treatment and are allowed to go home to enjoy their lives? It's all complaints -- from a very spoiled and unappreciative public at a time when hospitals are struggling just to stay open. It all just makes me want to wap them over their collective heads.

Sorry for the rant. I'm just so tired of people.

I have to be honest here don't shoot me...but I have PIH and was 7 months pregnant and there wouldn't be a parking spot for blocks except for the numerous handicapped spots near my classes.... So I did contemplate asking my OB/GYN for a handicap tag for that!!

I didn't do it and decided the walking would be beneficial to making my labor that much smoother...but man sometimes I wondered if I would make it carrying my books, my weight, and the baby too!!

Specializes in Cardiac, Adolescent/Child Mental Health.

"One of our MS ladies asked us to trim her "down there" hair over the weekend."

Oh my gosh! You just reminded me. I had a female ask me a couple of weeks ago, "When does it get to the point when you guys shave me?"

My response: "Excuse me? You mean 'down there'?"

She did mean "down there".

Request denied.

I'm happy to shave the face of an incapacitated male patient, but I stay away from the nethers unless someone's getting prepped for a procedure.

Give me a break!!!!!

Specializes in ER.

:banghead:

I have to be honest here don't shoot me...but I have PIH and was 7 months pregnant and there wouldn't be a parking spot for blocks except for the numerous handicapped spots near my classes.... So I did contemplate asking my OB/GYN for a handicap tag for that!!

Specializes in LTC, Med-Surg.

Re: Patients and their crazy requestsI have to be honest here don't shoot me...but I have PIH and was 7 months pregnant and there wouldn't be a parking spot for blocks except for the numerous handicapped spots near my classes.... So I did contemplate asking my OB/GYN for a handicap tag for that!!

I didn't do it and decided the walking would be beneficial to making my labor that much smoother...but man sometimes I wondered if I would make it carrying my books, my weight, and the baby too!!

That's not so crazy though. When I was eight months pregnant (and the size of a whale) I would almost die with relief if I went to a grocery store or mall that had one of those Expecting/New Mother parking spots near the front. It's one thing to be pregnant and carrying 25 extra lbs of baby weight while tromping through a parking lot, but quite another to be a healthy 20-something male with not an oz of fat on him. :wink2:

sorry, i'm not a chin hair plucker. are you angry about the demand itself or the demanding demeanor? chin hairs can be quite an issue for women.

i had to laugh at this. yes, chin hairs can be a problem for some women. they're a problem for me, actually, also.

but they are definitely not a medical problem. they are a cosmetic problem. as a nurse, am i really there to "fix" people's cosmetic issues? honestly?

or should i rather be doling out bp meds for high pressures, doing my q4 neuro and tele checks, my many pts' status, etc.

i'm sorry -- i've got other things to do!! she could use her arms and hands! why couldn't she do this herself? she had a mirror! yeesh. lol.

Specializes in acute rehab, med surg, LTC, peds, home c.

I had a patients wife ask me to give him a back rub once(she was in the room visiting all day). I know we are taught about the back rub in NS but does anybody actually do this? Other than a bit of massage as I am applying lotion to someones back I have never actually done this. Who has time for this? At first I thought, "Well techinically I should." but then I thought "I will be darned if I am going to give a back rub with all this other stuff I have to do while the man's wife just sits by and watches". I thought that was kind of wierd of her to ask, as if I give some kind of magical nurse back rub that she cant do. I told her I would come back if and when I had the time which of course I never did.

Specializes in acute rehab, med surg, LTC, peds, home c.
I am running into the outpatient version of this entitled behavior and it is driving me CRAZY. No, you cannot miss your appointment and then walk in at 4pm demanding to be seen because you have seasonal allergy sx and never took your Claritin. Go to the ER if it's so bad you are going to throw the world's largest tantrum in the waiting room if I can't see you RIGHT... NOW... !!!!!!

I hate being manipulated by patients who make their complaints sound so awful and terrible, I squeeze them in around my patients who KEPT their appointments, only to find that the 10/10 abdominal pain has been going on for 7 years... the patient wanted someone to yell at (yours truly), or the real problem is "I didn't get my mammogram appointment in the mail." Now I'm behind, and made my patients who are actually sick wait. Oh it burns me up. I wish I had a truth-o-meter.

I understand why this population (mentally ill, substance abuse) behaves this way - working with society is not their specialty. But it's still a lot to handle during a day already packed with patients.

Phew. It's been a rough Monday.

Haven't you ever heard that old joke:

How do you know when a substance abuser is lying?

Idk How?

Their mouth is moving.

LOL It is so true. I could never work with the MICA population, I am way too gullible.

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