Oreo Psych Test

[nur20]

FUNNY,FUNNY,FUNNY Psychologists

have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreo's:

1. The whole thing all at once.

2. One bite at a time

3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.

4. In little feverous nibbles.

5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).

6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.

10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo. Put your answers down NOW, then check below: Your Personality:

1. The whole thing: This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are

totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.

2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreo's this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's ok, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and Methodical. You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit

4. Feverous Nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental

break downs and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked. Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie. You are good at business and take risks that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside.

You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies. You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima dona. There's just no pleasing you.

[CEN35]

i don't dunk them technically? i eat them whole.......but after i put it in my mouth, i take a drink of milk, and then close my mouth and chew it up and swallow the milk and cookie?????? lmao!!!! i'm not even one here??

me :)

[valk]

I am not on the list either. I take them apart, eat the plain side, then eat the side with the filling on it. Guess I'm a combo of 1 & 6

totally irresponsible, compulsive liar & a deviant.

[CEN35]

i consume life with abandon, i am fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. i am

totally irresponsible. no one should trust me with their children.

every one likes me because i am always up beat (well most of the time) i like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences, and rationalize bad situations into good ones. i am in total denial about the shambles of life. i have a propensity towards narcotic addiction........(which can't be true....had them a few times and just puked my friggin brains out......not the kind of addiction i like!)

me

[aimeee, BSN, RN]

Hmmmmm, what does it mean if you eat them different ways at different times? Most of the time I'm a dunker (#5), but now and then my inner child takes control and I revert to #6.

As for narcs, I carefully hoard them for years so I have them when things like earaches strike in the middle of the night.