Ugh. The one thing I cannot handle is a nosebleed. I am not talking 9 year ols who got busted in the face nosebleed. I am talking 78 year old on coumadin nosebleed. When they start spewing out those live sized chunks, that is when I start fighting back chunks of my own.
You can poop on my shoes, you can puke in my pocket no problem. Just NO NOSEBLEEDS. I will take care of every other pt in teh ER if you will just take this one and I don't have to see it.