It's Official!!!

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Specializes in Did the job hop, now in MS. Not Bad!!!!!.

I earned my RN for sure last night! After only 4 hours on the job, I got to clock out and run downstairs to ER when I was peeing straight blood. Yeah, my first UTI! Go fig! How's that cliche' go? The police were able to identify the body as an RN because it had a distended abdomen, a full bladder and her a** chewed out? LOL

Oh dear, gotta run. I'm due to leave in an hour for more fun! MD's orders? Bedrest, no standing, no lifting. HA!!!!

OK, I'm officially hysterical now too!

Chloe

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You take care of yourself, girl!

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Specializes in Did the job hop, now in MS. Not Bad!!!!!.

Aw thanks Sue!!! I'm still running on fumes, choking down a semi-"b'fast" and trying to fig out how to use those doc's orders to reality. ROTFL....

Yep, it's official!

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