What not to say / do while you are in the ER...

  1. If you come in to be treated for a STD, don't hit on the nurse
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  3. by   Darchild77
    OMG, I am praying this didn't happen to you!!! That is really gross!!!
  4. by   veetach
    Quote from ER-RN2
    If you come in to be treated for a STD, don't hit on the nurse
    a very good rule to live by especially if you arent wearing pants and the nurse has a syringe in her/his hand! LOLOL I have to hear this story
  5. by   teeituptom
    there has to be more to that story
  6. by   teeituptom
    Dont tell the nurse you have a real bad case of Flatus while they are assisting in a procedure on you

    Dont expell that gas while the nurse is in the room either. you can do it to the doctor but not the nurse........
  7. by   soltera
    Quote from ER-RN2
    If you come in to be treated for a STD, don't hit on the nurse

    oh how gross, what was he thinking?
  8. by   teeituptom
    and what was he thinking with??????????
  9. by   soltera
    :chuckle
    Quote from teeituptom
    and what was he thinking with??????????

    hehehe :chuckle
  10. by   athomas91
    not real smart to tell a nurse w/ an iv in her/his hand..."you only get one try"

    wanna bet??
  11. by   veetach
    Quote from athomas91
    not real smart to tell a nurse w/ an iv in her/his hand..."you only get one try"

    wanna bet??

    Oh I LOVE that one..... and just who has the advantage in this scenario? the one with the needle or the one who is about to get stuck? :chuckle :chuckle
  12. by   teeituptom
    Nor is it real smart to say that Lavage tube wont fit

    Oh yes it will


    Or be there post overdose and say Im not going to open my mouth, then you cant get it down.


    HHHmmmmm Mr patient, guess what. I can insert it Nasally if you want :hatparty:
  13. by   traumaRUs
    "No MF white bi$%h is gonna stick me!" Wanna bet???
  14. by   Squeeta2
    How about "I can't pee in a cup" Guess what? I can help, let me go grab a catheter Mr.Man...I'll be right back. Please note gleam in eye... Why don't you give it just 1 more try while I'm gone?? Miracles of miracles there is a speciman in that cup on my return!! LOL

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