Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 9

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 2 weeks to achieve... Read More

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    Now what nurse? Can't an Elf just get some rest around here!

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    I already told them in ER. I'm 5 foot 8 and weigh 190 pounds so what's the problem?
    ChristineN likes this.
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    "Better think twice using an adult catheter."
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    " I have shelfs what disease?"
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Dec 11, '12
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    Elf: "What do you mean we should not have the same salary?"
    Nurse: " Sir, I put real people back together, you only work with dolls"
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    I do not need a psych consult. I was working at Macy's when I was hit by a flying toy. No, I do not think I am from the North Pole.
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    Stress?!? ME? Overtime and customer service complaints and no breaks ---aw, you wouldn't understand.
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    No, I will not wear that top. What is wrong with what I have on? All I need is about 3 days off. You can understand that, can't you?
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    I told him that new reindeer would be nothing but trouble. But he wouldn't listen.
    Last edit by EmJeanRN on Dec 11, '12
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    ...overworked, underpaid, and he never lets us ride in the sleigh...

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