Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 9

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More

  1. by   sandradube1313
    I'm overworked and underpaid and I can't get any time off! You know what it feels like!!!
  2. by   Elv-Is
    The doc keeps telling me I'm "Bi-Polar", but I've told him over 100 times I'M ONLY FROM THE NORTH ONE!!! He doesn't get it!
  3. by   champagnesupeRNova
    "You of all people should understand - this is the only way I can get Christmas off."
  4. by   Rayrayhaas
    Elf: If you think you are discharging me think again. Your name was on the naughty list this year. I get my extended work excuse and I'll make sure you don't get a box full of coal.
  5. by   Rayrayhaas
    Elf: Hook me up with some morphine and I will hook you up with some Toll House cookies...no wait I mean a pony!
  6. by   DysrhythmiaRN
    You look like you've seen an elf
  7. by   DysrhythmiaRN
    Haven't you ever seen an elf before?
  8. by   tnbutterfly
    I wish everyone would quit telling me I have short man syndrome.
  9. by   adkmoore
    "I don't care if my A1C is 15. I'm gonna eat what I want!"
  10. by   DysrhythmiaRN
    What do you mean I have to cut my sugar?
  11. by   DysrhythmiaRN
    Since when has eating cookies, drinking hot coco and eggnog become a health concern???
  12. by   Melissa1986
    Look Nurse, I have gum drops and sugar plums dancing in my head all the time.... it doesn't mean I am mixing the peppermint schnapps with my Ambien again.
  13. by   Melissa1986
    No! I don't believe I am one of Santa's elves!... I am telling you the truth! I got jumped on my way home from work and woke up dressed like this. I guess because I'm short, some punks thought they could play a joke on me!
    Last edit by Melissa1986 on Dec 12, '12 : Reason: typo

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