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Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 5

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More

  1. Visit  alam profile page
    #52 2
    "I'm 3 feet tall and I work all year round to provide toys for children all around the world and you're complaining about a 12 hour shift on Christmas? Please get me some ice chips."
  2. Visit  MaggieGRN profile page
    #53 3
    "I told Santa One too many roofs, I'd get shingles"!
  3. Visit  Heart2015FNP profile page
    #54 2
    I'm here for Santa to find out why Nurses put Nurses on their wish list.
  4. Visit  mfun profile page
    #55 0
    "You better have lots of cookies here to make up for the ones that I'm going to have miss because ol' Rudolph had to go and step on my foot!"
  5. Visit  aprilroach78 profile page
    #56 0
    How many times am I going to have to tell you....I do NOT belong on the pediatrics floor!!!!
  6. Visit  madwife2002 profile page
    #57 0
    I am not moving until you get me the Christmas Spirit
  7. Visit  aprilroach78 profile page
    #58 1
    Mental health issues????? I swear I'm the easter have to believe me!
  8. Visit  1longtermcareRN profile page
    #59 0
    Unexplained weight loss? You try living with the Claus'!
  9. Visit  lynngold profile page
    #60 2
    What ELF do I have to do?
  10. Visit  VGable profile page
    #61 0
    Elf- "I tried to tickle the tinsel and got kicked in the north pole. My jingle bells are still ringing. But hey can you blame me? I mean when was the last time you saw a female elf?"
  11. Visit  HEART45JOY profile page
    #62 0
    nurse---ok so how many toys did you throw up on and ruin?

    elf----about 100--then santa said he was going to stomp me into a cow patty,so now I am here safe and sound
  12. Visit  violetgirl profile page
    #63 1
    "What do mean that "Santa's North Pole Health Insurance" will not cover my hospital stay?"

    "I demand that you get on the roof and speak to the big guy yourself, I am exhaused!"
  13. Visit  Melissa1986 profile page
    #64 0
    I absolutely REFUSE to change into one of those hideous hospital gowns! Do you know who I am??