Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 5

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 2 weeks to achieve... Read More

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    I came in for a little "nip and tuck". I can't live with these pointy ears any more!
    ChristineN likes this.

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    "Catheter?!?! No way......You've already seen too much."
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    Well, my symptoms are sore feet from working long hours, blisters on my hands from making all these toys, back aching from standing so many hours leaning over the work bench, and I hear this darn holiday music even when I close my eyes.
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    I told the ER nurse already, I had one hot coco too many and the next thing I knew I got into a fight with 8 reindeer
    Baubo516, Liddle Noodnik, and somenurse like this.
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    "Elves and nurses do have something in common. we do all the work and one guy in an over-sized coat gets all the credit."
    Joe V, grpman, Baubo516, and 7 others like this.
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    "What happened to my patient?, you sir are supposed to be on the shelf, don't make me put you back in the box and send you back to Santa"
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    "...oh so you can't give me a note excusing me til the 1st of January???? WELL GOOD LUCK FINDING WHERE I HID THE CANDY CANE!! You have no idea the lengths ive gone to avoid work....Little hint...You'll need a BOX of gloves!... Get some coffee toots, its gonna be a looooooong night..."
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    No, I did not call in sick just to get off work.
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    Listen, I gotta get back to the factory ASAP. You gotta do the heart transplant, otherwise I won't get back in time. Besides, you're a nurse, you can do it better anyway.
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    Quote from mindlor
    All I want for Christmas is a New Elf Care System
    ^^My Personal Favorite!^^
    somenurse and htgardens like this.

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