Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 21

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 2 weeks to achieve... Read More

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    No, we will NOT dicuss why you did not get Madonna's "Like a Virgin" cassette when you were 14. Especially when starting my IV.
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    "You do know that being sick of Santa is not a real illness right?"
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    HA! You think your management is bad? Santa literally works us to death!
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    Nurse, I want you to give me a sponge bath! I don't want the male CNA to do give me the bath.
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    "I refuse to change into that silly-looking hospital gown."
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    Are you kidding me? No, I do not want to go join the other patients at the Holiday party!
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    Let 's be a team to get you better as Santa is waiting to celebrate Xmas with you
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    No, my work note is to say that I am allergic to BOTH reindeer and polyester elf suits. And scotch tape. And non organic wrapping paper....
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    What, you only work 3 days a week? OK, so it is night shift. Big deal. Santa has us working 12 hour shifts 6 days a week. The seventh day we get to take the reindeer out for exercise. I get Tuesdays off. Any idea what it is like to motivate reindeer to fly after a long weekend?
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    "No, I'm not sick. I said I was sick of Christmas, and here I am! Santa has no sense of humor."
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