Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 20

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Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 2 weeks to achieve... Read More


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    You call this nursing??? Rudolph can do better than that!
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    What do you mean you've got my discharge papers? I'm staying until the 26th.
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    So you see nurse it's really kind of funny how that chisel got stuck up in there. I was making toys and I slipped....
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    Dehydration and exhaustion are SO viable admission diagnoses!!
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    Then Santa said, "Why so blue, elf?" when I was clearly wearing green.
    Anger Managment my foot!
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    "What do you mean "they don't make a small enough foley catheter"?"
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    You. really. need. to. know. the. last. time. I. POOPED??????
    Questions like that will get you on the naughty list, young lady.
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    I am telling you, Barbie set me up!!
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    I know, get it all out now, hahahaha look at the cute little elfie, why aren't you just so darn cute!!
    You pinch my cheeks and you will NOT get the Iphone 5 you want this year. And by the way, my favorite joke starts with "Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy walk into a bar......"
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    I would rather be a dwarf.....Snow White has it going on.
    Picture it, fat man, red suit.....


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