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- Dec 16, '12 by lvnreadyforrnYou call this nursing??? Rudolph can do better than that!
- Dec 16, '12 by Miiki SNWhat do you mean you've got my discharge papers? I'm staying until the 26th.
- Dec 16, '12 by sharonp30So you see nurse it's really kind of funny how that chisel got stuck up in there. I was making toys and I slipped....
- Dehydration and exhaustion are SO viable admission diagnoses!!
- Then Santa said, "Why so blue, elf?" when I was clearly wearing green.
Anger Managment my foot!
- Dec 16, '12 by RN_Entrepreneur89"What do you mean "they don't make a small enough foley catheter"?"
- You. really. need. to. know. the. last. time. I. POOPED??????
Questions like that will get you on the naughty list, young lady.
- I am telling you, Barbie set me up!!
- I know, get it all out now, hahahaha look at the cute little elfie, why aren't you just so darn cute!!
You pinch my cheeks and you will NOT get the Iphone 5 you want this year. And by the way, my favorite joke starts with "Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy walk into a bar......"
- I would rather be a dwarf.....Snow White has it going on.
Picture it, fat man, red suit.....