Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 10

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 2 weeks to achieve... Read More

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    Falling from a shelf is brutal.
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    In my opinion, size does matter.
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    Let me get this straight...HE gets to eat all the milk and cookies, but, I have high blood sugar. Hmmmpf!
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    "So I mentioned to Santa that he should avoid the cookies this year, like the diabetes pamphlet you sent home with him suggested. Next thing I know, I'm up on a shelf, and he's refusing to let me down. A broken leg later..."
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    And NOW management wants us to work as yard gnomes in the spring!
    Last edit by EmJeanRN on Dec 11, '12
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    OK, gimme the enema. But whatever comes out goes in your Christmas stocking!
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    What do I need to do to get a cup of egg nog around here?
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    I am tired of everyone saying how short and cute I am. If you get the orthopedic doctor to make me taller I will make sure you get on the nice list this year.
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    Nurse: "I'm sorry Mr. E but we don't have a psych unit".
    Elf: "Do you know what it's like working for a guy who works one day a year, gets all the money AND all of the recognition?
    Nurse: "Yes, I do".
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    "I work 364 days a year and demand a shorter bed AND one of those air mattresses!"

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