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Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 10

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More

  1. Visit  Clovery profile page
    "Well it all started when the reindeer got into the vaseline Santa uses to get down the chimney..."
  2. Visit  NurseDirtyBird profile page
    You eat nothing but cookies and milk for a year and see how you feel.
  3. Visit  begosh profile page
    Elf to Nurse: "What's with that look?!?! I've made enough toys for the kids...thank goodness for HIPAA! Santa won't know where I am!"
  4. Visit  MusicalCoffee profile page
    No! I will not tell Santa you want appreciation and a lighter patient load this Christmas. Write a letter like everyone else.
  5. Visit  CarlaRN10 profile page
    Yes, I'm the Elf on the Shelf. Unfortunately I had too much eggnog and hurt Myself....
  6. Visit  nmercer1 profile page
    "Listen Honey, YOU think YOU got it bad...let ME tell you about the night before Christmas...better grab a seat!"
  7. Visit  stephanienunally profile page
    Mrs. Claus sent me.. They think if you're an elf and don't want to make toys you're sick....
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Dec 12, '12
  8. Visit  jyrn09 profile page
    "Hey sir, Do you speak Englishhh? I wonder if anybody on the floor speak elvish. Oh well, Now I have to call for an interpreter. I wish I could speak elvish."
  9. Visit  mtgirl81 profile page
    Some kid wanted a Red Rider B.B. gun. He almost shot my eye out!
  10. Visit  Hancock330 profile page
    OK. Who's this fellow Munchausen and why do you people think I have his syndrome?
  11. Visit  GretchenLDSTJoes profile page
    No you can't check my jingle bells!
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Dec 12, '12
  12. Visit  swatnurse profile page
    What makes you think I'm an Elf??!!
  13. Visit  nursegirl75 profile page
    Just wanted to let you know I'll be here after Christmas. Annnnnnndd I'll be here with my own list of demands, as usual.