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Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 10

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More

  1. Visit  Clovery profile page
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    "Well it all started when the reindeer got into the vaseline Santa uses to get down the chimney..."
    NurseDirtyBird likes this.
  2. Visit  NurseDirtyBird profile page
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    You eat nothing but cookies and milk for a year and see how you feel.
  3. Visit  begosh profile page
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    Elf to Nurse: "What's with that look?!?! I've made enough toys for the kids...thank goodness for HIPAA! Santa won't know where I am!"
  4. Visit  MusicalCoffee profile page
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    No! I will not tell Santa you want appreciation and a lighter patient load this Christmas. Write a letter like everyone else.
    martinalpn and ChristineN like this.
  5. Visit  CarlaRN10 profile page
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    Yes, I'm the Elf on the Shelf. Unfortunately I had too much eggnog and hurt Myself....
  6. Visit  nmercer1 profile page
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    "Listen Honey, YOU think YOU got it bad...let ME tell you about the night before Christmas...better grab a seat!"
    ChristineN likes this.
  7. Visit  stephanienunally profile page
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    Mrs. Claus sent me.. They think if you're an elf and don't want to make toys you're sick....
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Dec 12, '12
  8. Visit  jyrn09 profile page
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    "Hey sir, Do you speak Englishhh? I wonder if anybody on the floor speak elvish. Oh well, Now I have to call for an interpreter. I wish I could speak elvish."
    ChristineN likes this.
  9. Visit  mtgirl81 profile page
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    Some kid wanted a Red Rider B.B. gun. He almost shot my eye out!
  10. Visit  Hancock330 profile page
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    OK. Who's this fellow Munchausen and why do you people think I have his syndrome?
    No Stars In My Eyes likes this.
  11. Visit  GretchenLDSTJoes profile page
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    No you can't check my jingle bells!
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Dec 12, '12
  12. Visit  swatnurse profile page
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    What makes you think I'm an Elf??!!
  13. Visit  nursegirl75 profile page
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    Just wanted to let you know I'll be here after Christmas. Annnnnnndd I'll be here with my own list of demands, as usual.

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