Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 4

Win $100! Participate in our 12th Caption Contest. Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 ... Read More

  1. by   mariebailey
    These rotating shifts are making me crazy! Is this a dream, or am I like Scott Bakula in Quantum Leap?
  2. by   girlpolice
    "Thank you for volunteering to work on Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, due to budget cuts, you're going to be paid in corn."
  3. by   ndavis1672
    What made you both think it was ok to leave and ignore the call lights?
  4. by   FranEMTnurse
    I need more pay for cooking your meal on this Thanksgiving day. I am going above and beyond my nursing call of duty. Nurses don't normally stuff turkeys at work.
  5. by   Wild Irish LPN
    Famous last words..."I can assure that there is absolutely no chance that your people will wiped-out by Small Pox, it's all good...."
  6. by   sherriewashington
    Ok guys can I get a little TEAMWORK today since us nurses does it all, the other 364 days of the year!
  7. by   Janethenurse
    I know you're not thrilled about the pilgrims arrival. Just be happy they didn't bring you blankets.
  8. by   TopazLover
    John, I know you were married to Tituba, but this Reverand Parrish says she is a witch.
  9. by   BostonTerrierLoverRN
    Ok, next time a Psych Patient tells me his "pendant" is magic, that it can teleport you across time, someone remind me to not try and prove otherwise!!!!
  10. by   BoomerSooner31
    "And how long have you been having this hallucination?"
  11. by   BostonTerrierLoverRN
    "Yes ma'am, I understand obesity is a problem where you're from, but this stuff you call 'tofu turkey' tastes like mud!"
  12. by   Double-Helix
    "I'm here to teach you some therapeutic communication skills to help you get along."
  13. by   NursingBro
    I am 12 and what is this?

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