Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 13

Win $100! Participate in our 12th Caption Contest. Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 ... Read More

  1. Visit  Trisha212} profile page
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    Paper, scissors, Plymouth Rock...,well I don't care who won... Somebody's gotta do mr jones enema.
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  3. Visit  kisrow72} profile page
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    I'm here for the prostate exams... Now, who was here first?
  4. Visit  Nsacks1981} profile page
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    I know I'm not supposed to look the guy with the feathers in the eye and I'm sure the guy with the hat is wondering how I got here first. But I'm sure this awkward moment will soon be over when they both realize I'm on the clock.
  5. Visit  tammiemac} profile page
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    OK, let me understand this, you didn't bring a bow and you didn't bring a gun? Who's going to kill the turkey then? Leave it to a nurse to figure it out!
  6. Visit  becky b} profile page
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    smoke signal 911-I am about to call a code turkey.
  7. Visit  jcsatter} profile page
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    Thanks for the job shadow and no nurses do not "eat their young", where did you ever hear a thing like that???
  8. Visit  vielgm} profile page
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    "Alright people, line up! Today we change history! Everyone is getting the smallpox vaccine!!"
  9. Visit  NurseJaimeLPN} profile page
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    Dear Heavenly Father, we gather here together in Your presence and pray for Your loving hand to guide each of us through this day! We are so thankful that You have provided us this opportunity on this day to share Thanksgiving with our patients and fellow coworkers that we may truly appreciate the meaning of loving one another and being thankful for all that You have done for us! In Your loving name, Amen!
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  10. Visit  vielgm} profile page
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    Alright guys, who is getting pulled today?
  11. Visit  vielgm} profile page
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    No really, your mothers are getting along just fine! Best roommates on the whole unit!
  12. Visit  vielgm} profile page
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    Sir, how long has your husband been in this catatonic state?
  13. Visit  vielgm} profile page
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    Wow! Well that IS a problem.... No worries thought, I think I can take care of that. I'm going to need a suture kit, plain lido and rocephin IM.
  14. Visit  vielgm} profile page
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    The CT scan shows his internal organs have been removed and replaced with a mixture of bread crumbs, gravy and cranberries. I'm so sorry. You may go see him now in room 5 where he is resting comfortably.


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