February 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

We need your help. We have a cartoon with a missing caption. We believe you can provide a better caption then we can. Can you help us out?

We will give you $100 if you provide us with the caption that belongs to this cartoon. All you have to do is follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com (not on our Facebook pages). You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: Feb 27, 2014

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ February 2014 Top 8 Captions - Help Select Winner

[Lev, MSN, RN, NP]

"In times of intense need, sometimes super human strength comes to the surface."

[nursefrances, BSN, RN]

Nurse: "Boom! The bed is made and hourly rounding is done. Yep, that's how I roll."

[mt3]

Please put me down...I promise I won't sit on the call button again.

[mmaibaue]

Hoyer who?

[mmaibaue]

Waitressing is my second job. Would you like some fresh water?

[On_a_mission92]

Nurses: superheros without the cape!

[nursefrances, BSN, RN]

Mr. Smith really wished he could go to Disneyland with his family instead of being in the hospital and Nurse Sandy knew it.

Nurse Sandy to patient: "Please keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle at all times.....mantanga sus manos y brazos al dentro......."

[lumad4]

Your comfort is my utmost priority :)

[lumad4]

one hand maneuvered- wrinkle free bed on the way Sir :)

[PHXRN1]

We need your help. We have a cartoon with a missing caption. We believe you can provide a better caption then we can. Can you help us out? We will give you $100 if you provide us with the caption that belongs to this cartoon. All you have to do is follow the Caption Contest Rules below. Caption Contest Rules To qualify for the $100 your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com (not on our Facebook pages). You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite. Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun![/quote']

"Progress note: Patient up and out of bed as tolerated. Weight obtained by staff estimation. PRN Suppository given with significant discomfort experienced. Physical assessment suggests possible BPH."

[D.R.A.]

Up with assist x 1. (;

[D.R.A.]

The true meaning of up with assist x 1