9th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 3

New Caption Contest - All you have to do is create a winning caption. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules below. ... Read More

  1. by   Heart2015FNP
    Hey....it helps nurses to stop eating their young!
  2. by   ToughingItOut
    The bag appears to be winning.
  3. by   tnbutterfly
    She's been watching those motivational DVD's again. The lastest was by Sylvestor Stallone entitled "Don't be anyone's punching bag."
  4. by   zorro_wrangler
    Phil, I have a BSN, MSN AND a DNP and after all these years in managment, I still can't understand why they walk into work like this everytime I call them early in the morning to come in on their day off.
  5. by   Heart2015FNP
    "She does this everytime the on-call doc needs to be paged between 1-3am"
  6. by   nursefrances
    I don't know, she came in here after getting off the phone with a doctor. All I know is she has been mumbling something about a wound vac, dressing changes, 4 units of FFP, Q2 blood sugar checks, Dilaudid Q2 hours and something about Golytley....I don't want to repeat what she said after that....er.....Let's just say it was.... colorful.
  7. by   mary0508
    Since karate therapy was canceled due to nurses almost killing each other during practice; we had to use a punching bag instead...
    Forget about karate! I just hope she isn't thinking about me right now...
  8. by   halfpast
    She's training 100 hours per week to become a professional boxer... Nursing was too exhausting.
  9. by   halfpast
    The nurses use the punching bag to get their aggression out before work. Her shift doesn't start until tomorrow.
  10. by   halfpast
    I told you not to assign her to room 320 again.
  11. by   halfpast
    I guess next month's schedule was just posted...
  12. by   nomuramai
    Quote from Joe V
    New Caption Contest - All you have to do is create a winning caption.

    You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules below.

    Winner will WIN $100!




    Caption Contest Rules

    To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

    A poll will appear next week so you can help us select the winner from the top 8 captions.

    We welcome everyone to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

    Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

    Don't forget to click LIKE.
    "she thought that stud docter said he likes boxers, but he meant underwear!!!"
  13. by   nomuramai
    "she thought she heard that handsome docter say that he prefers boxers, but he meant underwear!!!"

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