9th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 3

New Caption Contest - All you have to do is create a winning caption. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules below. ... Read More

  1. Visit  2bFNP4ME2015 profile page
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    Hey....it helps nurses to stop eating their young!
    Kandy83, jmgrn65, and CallieNM like this.
  2. Visit  ToughingItOut profile page
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    The bag appears to be winning.
  3. Visit  tnbutterfly profile page
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    She's been watching those motivational DVD's again. The lastest was by Sylvestor Stallone entitled "Don't be anyone's punching bag."
    timmedico likes this.
  4. Visit  zorro_wrangler profile page
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    Phil, I have a BSN, MSN AND a DNP and after all these years in managment, I still can't understand why they walk into work like this everytime I call them early in the morning to come in on their day off.
  5. Visit  2bFNP4ME2015 profile page
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    "She does this everytime the on-call doc needs to be paged between 1-3am"
    slw50 and Liddle Noodnik like this.
  6. Visit  nursefrances profile page
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    I don't know, she came in here after getting off the phone with a doctor. All I know is she has been mumbling something about a wound vac, dressing changes, 4 units of FFP, Q2 blood sugar checks, Dilaudid Q2 hours and something about Golytley....I don't want to repeat what she said after that....er.....Let's just say it was.... colorful.
    nancypants57 likes this.
  7. Visit  mary0508 profile page
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    Since karate therapy was canceled due to nurses almost killing each other during practice; we had to use a punching bag instead...
    Forget about karate! I just hope she isn't thinking about me right now...
    mentalicu likes this.
  8. Visit  halfpast profile page
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    She's training 100 hours per week to become a professional boxer... Nursing was too exhausting.
    lorren2002, mentalicu, nancypants57, and 4 others like this.
  9. Visit  halfpast profile page
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    The nurses use the punching bag to get their aggression out before work. Her shift doesn't start until tomorrow.
  10. Visit  halfpast profile page
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    I told you not to assign her to room 320 again.
  11. Visit  halfpast profile page
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    I guess next month's schedule was just posted...
    dreameyes1, 28andcountn, mentalicu, and 4 others like this.
  12. Visit  nomuramai profile page
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    Quote from Joe V
    New Caption Contest - All you have to do is create a winning caption.

    You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules below.

    Winner will WIN $100!




    Caption Contest Rules

    To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

    A poll will appear next week so you can help us select the winner from the top 8 captions.

    We welcome everyone to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

    Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

    Don't forget to click LIKE.
    "she thought that stud docter said he likes boxers, but he meant underwear!!!"
    nancypants57 likes this.
  13. Visit  nomuramai profile page
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    "she thought she heard that handsome docter say that he prefers boxers, but he meant underwear!!!"

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