8th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 3

New Caption Contest - All you have to do is create a winning caption. Is that Robin The Boy Wonder as a nurse?? You decide. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to... Read More

  1. by   Stcroix
    Yes, your proctologist's name is Dr. Freeze, so what?
  2. by   passionflower
    "Ok listen Batman. I know how you feel about NURSES being your hero and all, but this fantasy is getting outta control."
  3. by   passionflower
    "So Ummm the next time you invite Cat Woman on a date maybe you should leave the whole pole thing out of it."
    "hey batman! You don't need a doctor , you need a nurse!"
  5. by   nursefrances
    Tell me the truth, does this costume make my thighs look fat?
  6. by   nursefrances
    This is kind of awkward....I am giving my two weeks notice. I just got accepted to nursing school and now I am going to learn how to be a real hero.
  7. by   angelnurse1114
    It's just a little needle Batman and if you are good you can have a lollipop
  8. by   BundokSaint
    Ok, I've changed into Robin's costume. NOW will you let me complete your assessment?
  9. by   tenjuna
    I'm sorry you came all the way here, but the BM signal was for a Code Brown, not Batman.
  10. by   frankie,RN
    Every year someone pulls a prank at our Halloween office party. I wonder who would spike the punch with GoLitely?
  11. by   Lpn1213
    I assure you Batman, it is not a garden hose. It is a cathter.
    Last edit by Lpn1213 on Aug 2, '12 : Reason: took name signature out
  12. by   Lpn1213
    Batman to Robin "a catheter?" Robin "yes, a Texas Catheter." Batman, "a Texas Catheter?" Robin "yes, you know everything in/from Texas is bigger"
  13. by   Cynmarrod
    'Holy fever, Batman! We are going to need a rectal temp!'

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