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7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 9

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this About A Nurse cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your ... Read More

  1. Visit  nurseboy666 profile page
    he said we wouldnt like him when hes angry....
  2. Visit  FranEMTnurse profile page
    That must be one awful case of heartburn.
  3. Visit  Esme12 profile page
    I told you some of these residents really wake up grumpy.
    Last edit by Joe V on Jul 25, '12 : Reason: removed quote
  4. Visit  nursefrances profile page
    I've seen some crazy reactions when we tell a male patient we have to insert a foley but this is the best one I've seen.
  5. Visit  ncopney11 profile page
    "We've gone over this before Mr. Banner. This is Dr. Simpson...not Samson. Looks like he needs another dose of Haldol"
  6. Visit  Les35 profile page
    Well... we told him he couldn't go out to smoke like you said. He's all yours.
  7. Visit  robyn_arabe profile page
    I thought I just gave him morphine. Well I guess time to give it again.
  8. Visit  robyn_arabe profile page
    So Doc, what do you think? Maybe we need to take a look at his liver?
  9. Visit  robyn_arabe profile page
    Oh boy, I forgot to give him his morphine. My bad?
  10. Visit  Les35 profile page
    Um...yeah, I told you he needs and NG tube!
  11. Visit  NewOrleansSaints profile page
    It's your turn to check for pressure sores...
  12. Visit  NewOrleansSaints profile page
    Does this mean I can't watch the Grinch movie without violating HIPPA now?
  13. Visit  renebossman profile page
    Doctor please can you give me some pain killers?...this nurse never responded to my severe pain complaint...nurse very surprised about patients statement.