7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 6

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this About A Nurse cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules... Read More

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    Oh no, this is after ​the Haldol!
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    Well Dr., this patient came in like this and we believe it might be a "Bath Salts" reaction or it could be PMDD, we won't know until the labs come back.
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    I told you, with body dismorphic disorder, you're never satisfied with the results.
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    Oh, no doctor, she's not patient here. She's a nurse. I knew this would happen. Her internet went out and she hasn't been able to post or vent on allnurses.com in a few days. Poor thing.
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    This is Veggie Monster, the Cookie Monster's long-lost twin.
    Joe V, animal1953, Yownyown, and 2 others like this.
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    Well, my shift is up he's all yours.
    Joe V, Phoenixbyrd, animal1953, and 3 others like this.
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    (Sigh) I told her that working 12 days in a row was a bad idea. She just ended her last shift. I've seen this before. I need a bottle of wine, the latest chick flick on dvd, a bottle of nail polish and all the chocolate you can find in the hospital stat. Well, what are you waiting for? This is an emergency!
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    "He did lose 20 pounds in 20 days on the Green Tea Diet. Just one little side effect..."
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    Here's your face transplant candidate, Doc. Good luck!
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    Why, just why Phil? Tell me. Why is it ALWAYS the hairy, green guys with bad teeth that hit on me?
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