7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - Page 6

Register Today!
  1. Jul 21, '12 by
    Oh no, this is after ​the Haldol!
    animal1953 likes this.
  2. Jul 21, '12 by
    Well Dr., this patient came in like this and we believe it might be a "Bath Salts" reaction or it could be PMDD, we won't know until the labs come back.
    Joe V likes this.
  3. Jul 21, '12 by
    I told you, with body dismorphic disorder, you're never satisfied with the results.
  4. Guide
    Jul 21, '12 by
    Oh, no doctor, she's not patient here. She's a nurse. I knew this would happen. Her internet went out and she hasn't been able to post or vent on allnurses.com in a few days. Poor thing.
    Joe V and animal1953 like this.
  5. Asst. Admin
    Jul 21, '12 by
    This is Veggie Monster, the Cookie Monster's long-lost twin.
    Joe V, animal1953, Yownyown, and 2 others like this.
  6. Jul 21, '12 by
    Well, my shift is up he's all yours.
    Joe V, Phoenixbyrd, animal1953, and 3 others like this.
  7. Guide
    Jul 21, '12 by
    (Sigh) I told her that working 12 days in a row was a bad idea. She just ended her last shift. I've seen this before. I need a bottle of wine, the latest chick flick on dvd, a bottle of nail polish and all the chocolate you can find in the hospital stat. Well, what are you waiting for? This is an emergency!
    Joe V and animal1953 like this.
  8. Asst. Admin
    Jul 21, '12 by
    "He did lose 20 pounds in 20 days on the Green Tea Diet. Just one little side effect..."
    Joe V and animal1953 like this.
  9. Jul 21, '12 by
    Here's your face transplant candidate, Doc. Good luck!
    Joe V, animal1953, and Franemtnurse like this.
  10. Jul 21, '12 by
    Why, just why Phil? Tell me. Why is it ALWAYS the hairy, green guys with bad teeth that hit on me?
    animal1953 likes this.