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7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 2

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this About A Nurse cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your ... Read More

  1. Visit  bjalambar profile page
    #13 1
    [FONT=comic sans ms]"He was so pleasant, but now he is back to his usual, grouchy self. It must have been an adverse reaction to something!"
  2. Visit  MelAKin profile page
    #14 1
    Green Man: "I listed latex as an allergy!" Nurse: "Sorry, Sir. Everyone claims an allergy to latex and I thought it was joke when you listed turning green as your reaction."
  3. Visit  erinRNbsn12 profile page
    #15 1
    Now that we have completed a full functional health history, can you tell us what brought you in today?
  4. Visit  rachelburnam profile page
    #16 2
    Believe it or not this us my easiest patient for the day
  5. Visit  krskac0 profile page
    #17 1
    What do you expect? He's JUST a man....
  6. Visit  aprilroach78 profile page
    #18 0
    Let me guess....bath salts????
  7. Visit  Smeep79 profile page
    #19 1
    Must be sundown....
  8. Visit  gammapat profile page
    #20 3
    This? You think this is scary? You should see the new computer charting system we are all going to have to learn. Now that is scary!
  9. Visit  Kim1967 profile page
    #21 4
    It must be a full moon tonight....
  10. Visit  ShayRN profile page
    #22 2
    NAH, that isn't a patient. That is a new surgical resident who thought it would be funny to grab my butt. I told him he would regret it.....
  11. Visit  clfrn profile page
    #23 6
    REALLY? He thinks he can scare me?? I'M A NURSE!!
  12. Visit  aneesh t r profile page
    #24 0
    Well, nothing serious ; its just a 'saw' accident !
  13. Visit  skeeterRN25 profile page
    #25 0
    He said he's allergic to everything except Dilaudid...