7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 2

by Joe V Admin

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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this About A Nurse cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules... Read More


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    Frankly, doctor, I think she's just constipated.
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    Larry, go get a Snickers bar for Mr. Squatpump before I do a manual disempaction. It seems to work in the commercials. And a prune juice chaser...ya know, just for good measure.
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    Nurse: "Mr. Jones, has the suppository had a positive effect?"
    Patient: "You tell me! I've only been holding it in since I was in the waiting room...FOUR HOURS AGO!"


    Last edit by Joe V on Jul 21, '12
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    "He was so pleasant, but now he is back to his usual, grouchy self. It must have been an adverse reaction to something!"
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    Green Man: "I listed latex as an allergy!" Nurse: "Sorry, Sir. Everyone claims an allergy to latex and I thought it was joke when you listed turning green as your reaction."
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    Now that we have completed a full functional health history, can you tell us what brought you in today?
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    Believe it or not this us my easiest patient for the day
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    What do you expect? He's JUST a man....
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    Let me guess....bath salts????
  10. 1
    Must be sundown....
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