7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 10

by Joe V 23,532 Views | 124 Comments Admin

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this About A Nurse cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules... Read More

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    Just how much Golytely did you give him?
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    Can you call the CNA, he needs a diaper change.
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    But the FDA said it was safe!!
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    X-ray machine needs to be recalibrated again.
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    Hey, Doc.....welcome to the weekend night shift! A bit of geodon IM usually does the trick, Shall I write a verbal?
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    Doctor...I understand that nurses are known to be super-humans and all, but you must be out of your mind if you think I'm going to attempt to start an IV on this one.
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    Hmmm, do you think he speaks Yoda? Your Nurse, I am, yessss? Sick, you are? Mmmmmm?
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    I swear it's the hospital food; there's something funky about it.
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    He got angry with me when I gave him the enema, but I ignored him and gave it to him anyway. Doctor's orders.
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    I know he is an alien, but obamacare says everyone gets healthcare!
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