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10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 24

Participate in our new Caption Contest! Good afternoon nurses - Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with the winning caption to the cartoon below. You may submit... Read More

  1. Visit  Shagi profile page
    I'm going to have to put you in isolation. See you in Spring.
  2. Visit  Shagi profile page
    This isn't exactly the creeping cruds, but it does grow on you.
  3. Visit  Shagi profile page
    Take two car washes and call me in the morning.
  4. Visit  Shagi profile page
    Blink twice if you're breathing.
  5. Visit  martinalpn profile page
    you say you've been having this problem how long.
  6. Visit  martinalpn profile page
    patient replies "ma'am can I get some assistance please?"
    nurse "" just how long have you been waiting in the er sir?"
    patient replies " let's just say what started out as a snowflake has progressed into a full avalanche"
  7. Visit  nurse671 profile page
    Hmmm. Your giving me ideas of what I should be this coming Halloween.
  8. Visit  nurse671 profile page
    "You know its a little too early for Halloween but what the heck do you any treats with yah?"
  9. Visit  nurse671 profile page
    "Now now I know you want to win this years Halloween Costume but you might want to get rid of the smell"
  10. Visit  CTICU-RN profile page
    I TOLD you to put an isolation gown on before you went in there!!
  11. Visit  caffeineaddict profile page
    You look like a walking infection!
  12. Visit  caffeineaddict profile page
    Sheldon you know we have a strict dress code. Where is your watch?
  13. Visit  caffeineaddict profile page
    I know you're a new nurse but you sure are green!