10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100

[Brian]

Participate in our new Caption Contest!

Good afternoon nurses - Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with the winning caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective.

The winner gets $100!

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A poll will appear next week so you can help us select the winner from the top 8 submitted captions.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

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UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Help select winner in 10th Nursing Caption Contest

[xenogenetic]

"You know Shirley, in my 20 years as a supervisor I've heard a lot of lame excuses as reasons to go home early. But going room to room and emptying all the sputum containers on yourself to get the time off...priceless."

[xenogenetic]

"So what you are trying to tell me, Shirley, is that you think you've come down with C.diff?"

[Hayze33]

Are you feeling okay, your looking a little green today.

[nursenessa88]

"An experiment gone wrong? I think not! Didn't I mention not to play with the suction set-up in the dark?"

[nursenessa88]

"Hmmm...maybe some lasix and a BATH!"

[nursenessa88]

"Not my finest hour as a nurse, but patient needs come first. You get the bucket and I'll get the hose. We'll have you cleaned up in no time"

[ctowersrn]

I believe the casting material is just about set

[Nurse1965]

So I'm guessing you got the trach care done?

[pshaffer]

Remember, Enema's till Clear!

[Stepha099]

Continue clear liquid diet-no green jello

[7feetunder]

mascot huh?

[wasloan]

I told you, Doctor, that toxic waste remedy for youthful skin was a terrible idea!