10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 14

Participate in our new Caption Contest! Good afternoon nurses - Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with the winning caption to the cartoon below. You may submit... Read More

  1. Visit  slw50 profile page
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    Well, better out than in.
  2. Visit  tigerlogic profile page
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    C-diff, huh?
  3. Visit  ShelbaRN profile page
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    [FONT=lucida grande]"Mrs. Doe, can you please go back to your room now? You're making a mess in the hallway."
  4. Visit  caffeineaddict profile page
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    So what brings you to the hospital today?
    croppyRN likes this.
  5. Visit  caffeineaddict profile page
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    "And which patient are you here to see?"
  6. Visit  caffeineaddict profile page
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    I'm sorry mam but visiting hours are over.
  7. Visit  caffeineaddict profile page
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    Have you traveled outside of the country recently?
    Tinkerbell714 likes this.
  8. Visit  Tinkerbell714 profile page
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    I forgot to warn you ... the baby in room 5 has hypertrophic pyloric stenosis
    Last edit by Joe V on Oct 12, '12
  9. Visit  MikeyB profile page
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    I knew it was gastro and not cardiac - I am the best. Sort yourself out nurse - need to look nice on the ward.
    Last edit by Joe V on Oct 12, '12
  10. Visit  xenogenetic profile page
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    "No, I'm sorry Shirley, I can't let you go home early. JCAHO is coming next week and we need everyone on hand to get ready for their visit. I really appreciate you putting the hospital first and cooperating during this critical time for the company. Huh...what's that? Are you upset, or are you just aspirating?"
  11. Visit  xenogenetic profile page
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    "The problem we have around here, Shirley, is too many negative nurses. Look at it this way, at least you didn't get any in your hair."
  12. Visit  xenogenetic profile page
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    "You know Shirley, in my 20 years as a supervisor I've heard a lot of lame excuses as reasons to go home early. But going room to room and emptying all the sputum containers on yourself to get the time off...priceless."
  13. Visit  xenogenetic profile page
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    "So what you are trying to tell me, Shirley, is that you think you've come down with C.diff?"


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