Years Ago. . . .

[RunningSoLate]

Years ago we didn't have the Internet and sayings would be posted on the Bulletin Board at work. I have kept a folder of them over the years. Has anyone else? Do you remember this one?

ATTENDING DOCTOR

Leaps tall buildings in a single bound.

Is more powerful than a locomotive.

Is faster than a speeding bullet.

Walks on water.

Gives policy to God.

CHIEF RESIDENT DOCTOR

Leaps short buildings in a single bound.

Is more powerful than a switch engine.

Is just as fast as a speeding bullet.

Walks on water if sea is calm.

Talks with God.

RESIDENT DOCTOR

Leaps short buildings in running bound and favorable wind.

Is almost as fast as a switch engine.

Is faster than a speeding BB.

Walks on water in a swimming pool.

Talks with God if a special request is approved.

INTERN DOCTOR

Clears a small hut.

Loses race with locomotive.

Can fire a speeding bullet.

Swims well.

Is occasionally addressed by God.

MEDICAL STUDENT

Runs into small buildings.

Recognizes locomotives two out of three times.

Wets himself with a water pistol.

Dog paddles.

Mumbles to animals.

THE NURSE

Lifts buildings to walk under them.

Kicks locomotives off the tracks.

Catches speeding bullets in her teeth.

Freezes water with a single glance.

She is God.

[timonrn]

Yes--I love this one!!

[ClariceS]

Loved this one! I've had it on my clipboard for the last 6 years or so. Just what I need sometimes during a busy day!

[Ted]

I remember reading this years ago, and it still makes me chuckle!!

Ted