Which organ is in charge in human body?

[cooliegirl]

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

The brain said: "i should be in charge, because i run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because i pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because i process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because i'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

Moral of the story the a..hole is the one always in charge.

[kermitlady]

Isn't that the truth?

Thanks for the laugh!

[OrthoFNP]

That was HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Seishiro]

That's great. I'm contemplating whether or not I should tell this to my instructors. I could see it going one of two ways hahaha.

[OrthoFNP]

So true!

[squeakykitty]

They do get to be in charge, don't they? And they are so full of it, too.

[Starr1966]

this is so true in some cases.

[Seishiro]

They do get to be in charge, don't they? And they are so full of it, too.

Sorry for being off topic... but is that an opossum?

[squeakykitty]

Sorry for being off topic... but is that an opossum?

If you're talking about my avatar, it's a little gray and white 2 week old kitten. I found it on the Internet and thought it was so cute. It's kind of hard to see with the recent changes that have been made on this website.

[Luv5Cats]

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