When entering orders, please remember....

Published

Specializes in Hospice.

That It's a pommel cushion, not pummel cushion. A pommel is the part of a saddle that prevents a cowboy from sliding forward, while pummel means to beat something repeatedly, usually with ones fists. I'm not beating a chair cushion, no matter how mad I am at it. :laugh:

Please enter an order for a MAT to the floor to prevent injury, not a MATT to the floor. My friend Matt is not going to lay next to the resident's bed and catch them if they fall. :roflmao:

It's STRAIGHT cath, not STR8 cath. It's a medical record, not a Grinder profile :cool:

Anyone else see things in orders or charting that makes you LOL?

Specializes in LTC.

Please don't use the word ***** as in pus like for describing drainage. Hope that isn't against board rules...but man I have seen it more than once. :sarcastic:

Specializes in LTC,Hospice/palliative care,acute care.

Butt crack VS natal cleft.

Interior aspect of the buttocks is what I use for that

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

And when you're de-escalating a bad situation, you are defusing it---not diffusing it (spreading it around). That one drives me up the wall.

It's not a UA CNS. We are not collecting a urine sample from a Clinical Nurse Specialist.

We don't use pick lines around here, either.

Specializes in Hospice.

How about assessing O2 Stats q shift?

Specializes in burn ICU, SICU, ER, Trauma Rapid Response.

It's CHF exacerbation, not exasperation.

Specializes in Primary Care, OR.

Oh lord if I see SINvastatin one more time I'm just going to lose all hope!

Specializes in SICU, trauma, neuro.

I recently saw the word "babymama" in a nursing note.

Specializes in Case mgmt., rehab, (CRRN), LTC & psych.

1. It's myocardial infarction, not myocardial infraction.

2. It's hematoma, not 'blood blister.'

3. The resident had a CABG three days ago, not a cabbage.

+ Join the Discussion