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modest man is in the hospital for a series of tests. One of the last tests has left his system upset. Upon making several false alarms to the bathroom he decided the latest was another false alarm.

Alas, it was not, and he completely filled his bed with human waste and was embarrassed beyond anything he could possibly face.

Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cussing, and swinging his arms which drew the attention of the security guard.

The security guard asked: "What's going on?"

To which the drunk replied, "I just beat the crap out of a ghost!"

Specializes in Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Always look before you toss!!!!

Specializes in Everything except surgery.

This one cracked me up too!:chuckle

Specializes in Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg.

They say duct tape or super glue worls well for fixing cracks......:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

Specializes in OR,ER,med/surg,SCU.

brownms46...............:rotfl: Toooooo funny, had me laughing way too loud (Not cool to be having this much fun at work )

Yup duct tape could remedy this gostly problem:chuckle

Specializes in Everything except surgery.

:rotfl: heehee

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