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Two cute jokes I read at an online joke site.

They made me smile!!!

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said

"That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen, but can you cut each one into four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex."

The gentleman said, "Oh, that's all right. I'm past eighty years old, and I don't even think about sex anymore.

I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

another gigggle!!

The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items.

I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car,his bony arm across the back of my seat.

I hadn't considered the drive across town. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me

became obvious, and I looked across and explained, "I'm delivering him to my doctor's office."

The other driver leaned out of his window. "I hate to tell

you, lady," he said, "but I think it's too late!"

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Originally posted by darla80:

Two cute jokes I read at an online joke site.

They made me smile!!!

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said

"That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen, but can you cut each one into four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex."

The gentleman said, "Oh, that's all right. I'm past eighty years old, and I don't even think about sex anymore.

I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

another gigggle!!

The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items.

I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car,his bony arm across the back of my seat.

I hadn't considered the drive across town. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me

became obvious, and I looked across and explained, "I'm delivering him to my doctor's office."

The other driver leaned out of his window. "I hate to tell

you, lady," he said, "but I think it's too late!"

Send this joke--and thousands of other laughs from the

Funnyjokes.com archives--to your friends and family! http://www.funnyjokes.com/sendajoke/cj001027.html

Have you seen the generic name of Viagra?

Mycoxiflopin

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Specializes in NICU, Infection Control.

You know you've got a cheap HMO if you ask for Viagra and they give you 2 tongue depressors and some duct tape!!

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that must be a redneck HMO

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Specializes in Hospice, Med/Surg, ICU, ER.

Whut tha heck.... ain't nuthin a lil duck tape ahn war can't fix.

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