unbelievable....but true!

[cyb]

• a nurse enters a patient room w/o knocking. the room is softly illuminated by the bathroom's light. the nurse approaches the bed carefully trying not to disturb the sleeping patient. once by the bedside calls her name......"mrs.___, time for you sleeping pill"

• "911 what is your emergency?"

-"can you send an ambulance to ___ hospital, pediatric's unit, ___floor, we have a code blue"

[Brita01]

• a nurse enters a patient room w/o knocking. the room is softly illuminated by the bathroom's light. the nurse approaches the bed carefully trying not to disturb the sleeping patient. once by the bedside calls her name......"mrs.___, time for you sleeping pill"

• "911 what is your emergency?"

-"can you send an ambulance to ___ hospital, pediatric's unit, ___floor, we have a code blue"

i'm probably a little slow today but i don't get it. what was a "mrs." doing as a patient on a pediatric unit?

[emllpn2006]

I believe this is two seperate jokes.

Joke #1. Nurse gave a sleeping pill to a sleeping patient

Joke #2. Nurse called 911 from the pediatrics floor

[bear611]

Two different jokes

[medsurgnurse, RN]

At one facility the Code Line was something like 4911. It was the number you dialed to get the operator to page out the code.

[gradcare, LPN]

• a nurse enters a patient room w/o knocking. the room is softly illuminated by the bathroom's light. the nurse approaches the bed carefully trying not to disturb the sleeping patient. once by the bedside calls her name......"mrs.___, time for you sleeping pill"

• "911 what is your emergency?"

-"can you send an ambulance to ___ hospital, pediatric's unit, ___floor, we have a code blue"

actually have been instructed by med staff after hrs to call 000 (our 911) for codes due to lack of o/night cover.

[cyb]

joke#1 a nurse enters a patient room w/o knocking. the room is softly illuminated by the bathroom's light. the nurse approaches the bed carefully trying not to disturb the sleeping patient. once by the bedside calls her name......"mrs.___, time for you sleeping pill"

joke#2 "911 what is your emergency?"

-"can you send an ambulance to ___ hospital, pediatric's unit, ___floor, we have a code blue"

a pediatric nurse really dialed 911, our code inside the hospital starts w/a diff #. after administration found out, it was not funny at all, but we use what happened to that nurse once in awhile as an inside joke!

i hope that you guys liked it!