Triage's Christmas Songs: The 12 days of Med surge!

[Antikigirl, ASN, RN]

The Twelve days of Med/Surge by yours truly Triage!

On the first day of Christmas my Charge nurse gave to me...

A Total hip with a leaking foley.

On the second day of Christmas my Charge nurse gave to me...

Two total admits

and a total hip with a leaking foley.

On the third day of Christmas my Charge nurse gave to me...

Three fall risks

Two total admits

and a total hip with a leaking foley.

On the fourth day of Christmas my Charge nurse gave to me...

Four cases with MRSA

Three fall risks

Two total admits

and a total hip with a leaking foley.

On the fifth day of Christmas my Charge nurse gave to me...

FIVE NG tubes!

four cases of MRSA

Three fall risks

Two total admits

and a total hip with a leaking foley.

On the sixth day of Christmas my Charge nurse gave to me...

Six drunks a gagging...

On the seventh day of Christmas my Charge nurse gave to me...

Seven methheads leaping...

On the eighth day of Christmas my Charge nurse gave to me...

Eight blue puffers puffing...

On the ninth day of Christmas my Charge nurse gave to me...

Nine cases with C. Diff...

On the tenth day of Christmas my Charge nurse gave to me...

Ten brittle diabetics...

On the eleventh day of Christmas my Charge nurse gave to me...

Eleven unknown appys...

On the twelfth day of Christmas my Charge nurse gave to me...

A bottle of spirits and days off

Eleven Unknown appys

Ten brittle diabetics

Nine cases with C. Diff.

Eight blue puffers puffing

Seven methheads leaping

Six drunks a gagging

FIVE NG tubes

Four cases of MRSA

Three fall risks

Two total admits

and a total hip with a leaking fooooooooolllllllllllllleyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE! ?