The good, the bad & the ugly

[wam79]

The Good, Bad & the Ugly.....

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.

Bad: It's triplets.

Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.

2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you.

Bad: She wants a divorce.

Ugly: She is a Lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.

Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.

Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your husband understands fashion.

Bad: He's a cross-dresser.

Ugly: He looks better than you.

5. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.

Bad: She keeps interrupting.

Ugly: With corrections

[wam79]

The Good, Bad & the Ugly.....

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.

Bad: It's triplets.

Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.

2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you.

Bad: She wants a divorce.

Ugly: She is a Lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.

Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.

Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your husband understands fashion.

Bad: He's a cross-dresser.

Ugly: He looks better than you.

5. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.

Bad: She keeps interrupting.

Ugly: With corrections

[CCU NRS]

very funny