The Backwoods Medical Terminalogy

[GitanoRN, BSN, MSN, RN]

Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously. You are going to die anyway, so live life to the fullest.

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[TD]Medical Term

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[TD]Redneck Definition

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[TD]Artery

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[TD]-

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[TD]The study of paintings

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[TD]Bacteria

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[TD]-

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[TD]Back door to cafeteria

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[TD]Barium

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[TD]-

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[TD]What doctors do when patients die

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[TD]Benign

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[TD]-

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[TD]What you be, after you be eight

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[TD]Caesarean Section

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[TD]-

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[TD]A neighborhood in Rome

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[TD]Cat scan

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[TD]-

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[TD]Searching for Kitty

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[TD]Cauterize

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[TD]-

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[TD]Made eye contact with her

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[TD]Colic

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[TD]-

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[TD]A sheep dog

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[TD]Coma

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[TD]-

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[TD]A punctuation mark

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[TD]Dilate

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[TD]-

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[TD]To live long

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[TD]Enema

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[TD]-

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[TD]Not a friend

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[TD]Fester

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[TD]-

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[TD]Quicker than someone else

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[TD]Fibula

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[TD]-

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[TD]A small lie

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[TD]Impotent

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[TD]-

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[TD]Distinguished, well known

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[TD]Labor Pain

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[TD]-

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[TD]Getting hurt at work

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[TD]Medical Staff

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[TD]-

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[TD]A Doctor's cane

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[TD]Morbid

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[TD]-

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[TD]A higher offer

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[TD]Nitrates

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[TD]-

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[TD]Rates of Pay for Working at Night,

Normally more money than Days

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[TD]Node

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[TD]-

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[TD]I knew it

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[TD]Outpatient

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[TD]-

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[TD]A person who has fainted

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[TD]Pelvis

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[TD]-

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[TD]Second cousin to Elvis

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[TD]Post Operative

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[TD]-

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[TD]A letter carrier

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[TD]Recovery Room

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[TD]-

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[TD]Place to do upholstery

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[TD]Rectum

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[TD]-

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[TD]Nearly killed him

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[TD]Secretion

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[TD]-

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[TD]Hiding something

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[TD]Seizure

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[TD]-

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[TD]Roman Emperor

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[TD]Tablet

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[TD]-

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[TD]A small table

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[TD]Terminal Illness

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[TD]-

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[TD]Getting sick at the airport

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[TD]Tumor

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[TD]-

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[TD]One plus one more

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[TD]Urine

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[TD]-

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[TD]Opposite of you're out

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[nursefrances, BSN, RN]

These are funny Thanks, GitanoRN :)

[FurBabyMom, MSN, RN]

Having worked in Appalachia - fairly accurate on some of the terms :)