Stories from the Edge (of sanity)

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Situation- guy's in the ED bed being treated for vomiting (emergent vomiting apparently) and his wife is at bedside- He starts throwing up and his wife (who is standing next to the big pink vomit catching device) YELLS to us at the nurse's station- "Aren't you going to DO something?! He's throwing up!" (And yes, he had been treated/medicated). Apparently the act of vomiting is an emergency in and of itself and the average spouse just isn't capable of say, I don't know, handing her husband the emesis basin.

*whew* sorry about the rant, but she had a really effective evil eye and I just had to get it off my chest. Maybe I was just stressed today because of the 50 PEOPLE WAITING today when I came on shift, and not an emergency in the bunch...nah, I love this job :D

Feel free to share your humorous/strange stories here (in a general, HIPPA-friendly way of course)- It would make for entertaining reading, I'm sure :roll

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cabulance! that still cracks me up!

Gotta admit "cabulance" sure does fit!!!

If we could only pay them to take the stupid to the edge of a cliff...oh wait..I forgot...then we would all be out of work!!

Silly me!

I am soooo going to use the word "cabulance" on a daily basis now. I LOVE IT!!!:rotfl:

Originally posted by marcicatherine

I am soooo going to use the word "cabulance" on a daily basis now. I LOVE IT!!!:rotfl:

oh please! me too. still can't stop laughing!:roll :roll :roll

:roll Cabulance!!

That is one in a million! Love it!

Originally posted by dprayvd

also, for the "chips and soda"crowd--

call whine11 and for the whaaambulance

That is soooo GREAT!! :roll :roll

Originally posted by dprayvd

also, for the "chips and soda"crowd--

call whine11 and for the whaaambulance

:roll that is soo phat!

careful though, some of our finer citizans may have trouble finding the number 11 on the phone!:devil:

Originally posted by MAGIK GIRL

:roll that is soo phat!

careful though, some of our finer citizans may have trouble finding the number 11 on the phone!:devil:

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! good one girl. Only er nurses have such warped humor

Originally posted by dprayvd

also, for the "chips and soda"crowd--

call whine11 and for the whaaambulance

I LOVE that!!!

Yesterday on my shift I had one our drunks calll...

He wanted to come in for detox (again)...

ok...ok...he is homeless and it is 15 below wind chill...but I'm sure that had NOTHING to do with his decision...

but...sob...he had no way to get from the bar(somehow managed to get THERE!) to the ER...could we come get him?!!?

So first I'm thinking...ahhhhhh...you want the cabulance!!!

But then I thought...COME GET HIM!!!!??!!...on purpose...yea that'll happen. Just give me a gun now. :chuckle

Originally posted by RNin92

I LOVE that!!!

Yesterday on my shift I had one our drunks calll...

He wanted to come in for detox (again)...

ok...ok...he is homeless and it is 15 below wind chill...but I'm sure that had NOTHING to do with his decision...

but...sob...he had no way to get from the bar(somehow managed to get THERE!) to the ER...could we come get him?!!?

So first I'm thinking...ahhhhhh...you want the cabulance!!!

But then I thought...COME GET HIM!!!!??!!...on purpose...yea that'll happen. Just give me a gun now. :chuckle

see, here is where i disagree. he is a citizan just like us just out letting off some steam. i would not hurt you to accomadate him and just go and get him.

but tell him that the fee is to buy pizza and beer for all of the staff in your er!!!!! that way, everybody benefits!!!!!!!!:devil: :devil: :devil:

Originally posted by MAGIK GIRL

see, here is where i disagree. he is a citizan just like us just out letting off some steam. i would not hurt you to accomadate him and just go and get him.

but tell him that the fee is to buy pizza and beer for all of the staff in your er!!!!! that way, everybody benefits!!!!!!!!:devil: :devil: :devil:

You almost had me there!

I'll have to remember the fee..except make mine a margarita!!

And you are ABSOLUTELY right...he is a citizen and deserving of quality healthcare at a quality ER with kind and compassionate nurses...

So where do you work?!!?

I need the address for his cabulance!!

HEEHEEHEEHEE!

:chuckle :chuckle

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