Some Suggestions Should You Be Asked To Write References

[Farkinott, RN]

* He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

* I would not allow this employee to breed.

* She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

* This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.

* This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

* This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be.

* Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

* When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

* This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

* Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

* His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

* Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

* Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

* A room temperature IQ.

* Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.

* A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

* A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.

* A prime candidate for natural deselection.

* Bright as Alaska in December.

* One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.

* Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.

* Fell out of the family tree.

* Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

* Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

* He's so dense, light bends around him.

* If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

* If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

* If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.

* If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

* It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.

* One neuron short of a synapse.

* Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

* Takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

* Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

[NotReady4PrimeTime, RN]

If he were as tall as he is stupid, he'd have snow on his head.

[susanna]

Whooaa! No, offense, but I won't be bothering u guys to write me a recommmendation. lol