Published Nov 19, 2007
JaredCNA, CNA
281 Posts
I got this in an E-Mail the other day:
When you're having an 'I hate my job' day, try this --
On your way home from work, stop at your Pharmacy , go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Johnson & Johnson". Be sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Let the fun part begin now.
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested."
Now, close your eyes and repeat aloud 5 times:
"I am so glad I do not work in the Thermometer Quality Control at Johnson &Johnson".
Have a nice day and remember that:
"There is always someone else with a life, job or day that is more of a pain in the ass than yours."
PeachyERNurse, BSN, RN
315 Posts
LMAO!!!:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:
Daywalker
93 Posts
:roll:roll:roll
rgroyer1RNBSN, BSN, RN
395 Posts
LMAO! :rotfl::rotfl::roll:roll:roll:roll:roll:roll:rotfl::chuckle:nurse:
nitewarrior
49 Posts
Omg Omg Omg
peridotgirl
508 Posts
keep em' comin' please:lol2::rotfl::rotfl:
Hopey2009
1 Post
I just love when things get put into VERY clear perspective!!
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Diary/Dairy, RN
1,785 Posts
LOL - that is awesome!!!