"Attention! Walmart Shoppers!"

Vintage Wal-Mart

BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) - Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be

able to sample a new discount item -- Wal-Mart's own brand

of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with

E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits

at an affordable price; in the $6-8 range.

While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle

of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is

a market for inexpensive wine, said Kathy Micken, professor

of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I.

She said: "The right name is important."

So, with that in mind, here are the top 12 suggested names

for Wal-Mart Wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Doublewide

11. White Trashfindel

10. Big Red Gulp

9. Grape Expectations

8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"

7. NASCAR Bernet

6. Chef Boyardeaux

5. Peanut Noir

4. Chateau des Moines

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

2. World Championship Wriesling

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine . . .

1. Nasti Spumante

[donmurray]

He he he he!

The Scottish appellation for this collection would be "electric soup!"

[cmggriff]

I liked number 3 best. Gary