I was in the middle of a sterile dressing when I was overhead paged. A doctor "needed" me in another room. When I got to the room, the doctor told me the patient needed the head of his bed put up!...
I worked in Oncology. I had a drug addict patient with a precarious PICC line leave the unit and go outside with chemo running. When I called security, they had the nerve to scold me for "letting" him...