Mirai Kangofu replied to nellwolfe's topic in General Nursing
Ew Ew Ew!!! How do these people get through nursing, med, or PA school? I reported a CNA for not wearing gloves when changing the diaper of a resident with genital herpes. While she was doing it, I...
Mirai Kangofu replied to jennijen56's topic in General Nursing
We have a hospice resident who is almost 100 years old, weighs around 70 lbs from muscle atrophy, is constantly in a fetal position from contractures, sleeps all day, and looks and acts like a newborn...
Wow, I though I had it bad. My facility is a very highly ranked one, but that's because the assisted living and retirement home for Catholic preists are wonderful, not the regular nursing home. On my...
Mirai Kangofu replied to nursewannabee's topic in General Nursing
Wow, this thread is exactly what I need. Thanks for the encouragement. I'm working full time while waiting for nursing school acceptance letters, and my current job is severely discouraging me. It's...
Mirai Kangofu replied to seeking33's topic in General Nursing
Homeopathic advocates crack me up. At my old job, we'd get paid to attend seminars. One day, the owner of the local natural food store came in. She did have a lot of points, such as the power of drug...
Why doesn't anybody complain about the doctors' salaries? I'm not trying to divert the blame, just wondering why we get the blame and they don't. Yeesh, I know that they're being paid to get sued and...
Mirai Kangofu replied to DeltaX's topic in Texas Nursing
I was there on the 15th, and I held up a sign that said, "Allnursing.com Forum Meet-up?" but nobody responded. I was wearing black slacks and a lavender cardigan, if anybody remembers me. I bullshat...
While I was doing CNA clinicals, I've found that so many people talk to elderly people like they're idiots. I'm talking about the people who use excruciatingly s-l-o-w, simple speech in a loud tone...
Mirai Kangofu replied to sweetpea839's topic in General Nursing
My CNA instructor told me this one: There was a sweet-but-confused resident who would hand out chocolate candies to anyone who would take them. One day, a student handed a chocolate to the instructor...
Mirai Kangofu replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor
If you're going to perform autoerotic asphyxiation, as embarassing as it is, at least have someone there to release you from your noose if you pass out! It's extremely sad when your family has to...
Mirai Kangofu replied to Lauren3249's topic in General Nursing
goldbond is #1. i use the regular lotion, which you can buy travel-sized and keep refilling. it's not greasy, and it's 5% dimethicone so it's some heavy-duty moisturizing without the
I just started a job as a CNA, and I have acknowledged that I am a plebian compared to the other CNAs who have been doing it for years. However, I've been spotting some shoddiness that I want to...
Mirai Kangofu replied to Mirai Kangofu's topic in General Nursing
I'm trying to get a job at another place after all. This place is so horribly understaffed that they can't even afford to fire people who don't show up (I once worked a shift in which there were 50...
Mirai Kangofu replied to Mirai Kangofu's topic in General Nursing
^Yeah, you're absolutely right. The only reason I gave that speech to the CNA was because 1) she's younger than me (fresh 18), and 2) she's trying to get into nursing school and already comes to me...
Mirai Kangofu replied to Mirai Kangofu's topic in General Nursing
^I thought so. Sigh... Should I at least offer glover to the people who should be changing gloves? I know that I sound like a know-it-all newbie who tries to assert herself above others. Believe me, I...
Mirai Kangofu replied to aspentree13's topic in General Nursing
At my job, CNAs are the ones who run the place (not literally) and are a bunch of hardasses who will not take crap from the LVNs or RNs. There are some who have been here for 5+ years, and they are...
Mirai Kangofu replied to aspentree13's topic in General Nursing
Q: How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, they make a CNA do it. I'm currently a CNA, but the grass doesn't look much greener on the other side because I have plenty of nurse...
If the area has a lot of vocational schools, then you might have a harder time finding a place to train you for free. You'll pay anywhere from about $500-$1000 for a course, which can be 3 weeks...