TreetopAngel_RN replied to RN06-NP09's topic in Nursing Humor
This past weekend was it! Two patients in the same room, they both work hard to wake each other up, i.e. banging on furniture, yelling and shouting to each other, ambulating (which they are NOT...
TreetopAngel_RN replied to RN06-NP09's topic in Nursing Humor
Oh how I wish I could do this. I will tell patients that no staff member will be answering their call light for 15 minutes. This at least gives us a breather so we can take care of our other 19...
TreetopAngel_RN replied to Meerkat's topic in General Nursing
Only once was my last name obscured on a name badge, as a student nurse on the psych unit. Since then my full name has been on the badge. I believe we could get by with a first name and last initial,...
TreetopAngel_RN replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor
I came up with one from Saturday noc, after a set of circumstances left me alone on the unit (20 patients) for 8 hours without a CNA: Never, never call the front desk to report that you want the...
Definitely YES! And many of them say they didn't have diabetes before they went into the hospital. I have patients that I am checking blood sugars four times a day and they have sliding scale...
TreetopAngel_RN replied to TreetopAngel_RN's topic in General Nursing
I fully sympathize with your position. I get to try to call for replacements after the bars close and people call-in at three in the morning. There is no best time to call people to be in at 0630...
TreetopAngel_RN replied to TreetopAngel_RN's topic in General Nursing
Actually, I refuse to get an answering machine. The scheduler had the guts to tell me I *HAD* to get one so she could leave me messages. I told her, "If I don't answer the phone, I'm unavailable."...
TreetopAngel_RN replied to TreetopAngel_RN's topic in General Nursing
Thanks for all the advice. However, I still feel that a person's vacation should be inviolate, let alone recovering from surgery. I have voice mail and caller ID, but I resent that I cannot even...
As of midnght tonight my two-week vacation is over. I chose to take vacation at this time because I needed surgery, a surgery that my doctor considered urgent. I waited to take this vacation (have...
TreetopAngel_RN replied to RN06-NP09's topic in Nursing Humor
That's when I make sure their bedside table is as close to them as possible and remind them that their arms are not broken. I also remind them that I am there for the things they CANNOT do for...
TreetopAngel_RN replied to UM Review RN's topic in General Nursing
Too often! I had a dream one night that I came in to drop something off and the nurse on duty asked me to flush a tube feeder as she was swamped. While I was flushing the one I heard the next pump...
TreetopAngel_RN replied to ERERER's topic in Emergency
But, if my norm is lower than the average norm, I hope you listen before I start into seizures. I had a nurse ignore my high temp of 98.8, my norm is 94.2 and I went into seizures, and found out my...
TreetopAngel_RN replied to AMARTIN1's topic in General Nursing
But, sometimes that is all there is to say. I work three nights (weekends) in row and report off to the same dayshift nurse two days in a row. If there is no change and they had a good day, I am...