in the hospital where i work c-sections account for about 80% of deliveries due to the large amount of patients who are hiv pos. they unofficial statistics in some antenatal clinics are as high as...
Ethel replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor
I had a friend who was a student and he worked on the geriatric ward. He used to take great pleasure in "helping" the patients eat their sweets etc. until one day........... one of the patients had...
:uhoh21: at 17 nearly 18 all I wanted to do was work for the Prison Dept. but they would not have me until I was 18 and that would take 3months in my family you don't stay at home after completing...
In my time in the OR I have seen a condom been removed from the bladder. Also had to remove an olive oil bottle from the rectum and a Coke litre bottle from the lady parts (pt was told it was an...
:uhoh21: Why would anyone want to wear scrubs other then in areas where they are prescribed uniform???? They are comfortable but oh so ugly and shapeless:uhoh3:. I don't know if your scrubs are...
Green Cross shoes are the most comfortable I have ever worn and they come in so many different styles that even the most conservative boss would be happy and those of us who enjoy things a little more...
I went to the z-coil website and I can't believe that anyone would want to wear shoes like that on duty. :uhoh21: They are truely do not look like something my boss would allow me to wear at work. I...
:uhoh21: I was once on the receiving end of an IM injection which the person forgot to pull back. I was thus given the whole 100mg of Pethidine ivi which resulted in me having a respiratory arrest and...
Mine comes from a certain aneasthetist who calls all the females patients and staff Ethel if he can't remember your name. So is you don't know mine I also respond to names like Susan, Mavis, Nurse or...
I really enjoyed wearing my white uniform when I worked on the wards. In our hospital the uniform issued is so impractical apart from the scrubs worn in OT and ER, but as we don't pay for our uniform...
My story happened on my first day. The Rn taking me on a round was busy explaining how you get a nasogastric tube to drain by milking it ever tried..... with that the patient said she was not feeling...
In some hospitals I know the staff write up observations etc. at 19h00 at night and then at about 22h00 they all go to sleep. As my relatives have been is such hospitals. Dr in certain State hospitals...
Dear Haunted It is ok if people don't think you look like a nurse out of uniform but when the hospital you work for gives you a uniform that makes you look like the office staff then all your patients...