uptoolateagain replied to vhern246's topic in Nursing Humor
Was reading through this again (after many months) and finally realized something. I recently changed facilities and had issues getting in the doors for the first two months. The old facility had tap...
Our NPA states "Assessment: The licensed practical nurse makes basic observations, gathers data and assists in identification of needs and problems relevant to the clients, collects specific data as...
I have been tasked to help determine the scope of practice of LPNs and Medics within an Army MEDCEN. Right now we are having some controversy over trying to determine what the definition of assessment...
uptoolateagain replied to nerdtonurse?'s topic in Nursing Humor
When you look at the orders for your migraine pt with a caffeine drip and wonder if pharmacy can make you one too! When you get to work and realize your socks are two different colors. When you park...
uptoolateagain replied to Moogie's topic in Nursing Humor
Reminds me of sending a new tech to supply asking for 15you feet of fallopian tubing. He came back three hours later with a letter from the DON telling us to stop doing that. I still want to know how...
uptoolateagain replied to vhern246's topic in Nursing Humor
I had to give my wife a lesson in medical shorthand... apparently she didn't understand my order for a chicken sandwich c bacon s pickles & tomatoes! Also guilty of the sideways vein check, at...
I will start out with the caveat that I am a male. I don't wear my ring at work, even when not on the ward. My wife and I decided that it is a much safer option than a degloving. I've seen too many of...