Here's the two I most often have to bite my tongue on: 1. Are you familiar with the concept of karma? Because if I were you, I'd be really worried that when I get old and sick I'll end up with YOU for...
remoteareanurse replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor
In the mid 1980's, while working in a small, remote hospital, the three most senior nurses carried pagers when off duty because the hospital was so small that there was only 1 RN and 1 EN per shift,...
remoteareanurse replied to cory'swife89's topic in Pediatric
I had such a chuckle reading the replies above. Paeds can be really challenging, usually because of the parents, and its easy to become a bit jaded and cynical, as you can see from these very...
remoteareanurse replied to rachelgeorgina's topic in Pediatric
I really endorse all that janfrn and myfavouritescar have said. You've already got some invaluable experience, and most importantly, you're passionate about it. The only thing I'd add is that always...
remoteareanurse replied to inteRN's topic in Emergency
I can't believe I didn't work this out until I had my own kids. One of the scariest things for a kid is having to talk to a total stranger. So don't talk to them or question them. Introduce yourself...
Watching someone press on a bruise makes my legs go all funny- I can't watch! Also people cracking their knuckles gives me the horrors. Absolutely fine with vomit, poo, sputum, maggots, anything. Go...
remoteareanurse replied to DayDreamin ER CRNP's topic in Emergency
As a former Director of Nursing I can tell you that if you've demonstrated your skills in this unit your resume is almost irrelevant at this point. I will ALWAYS take the nurse whose skills I know...
remoteareanurse replied to Virgo_RN's topic in Emergency
If you didn't feel like that you would be dangerously overconfident. The day you feel like there's nothing for you to learn is the day you should leave nursing. Hang in there, it does get better. And...
remoteareanurse replied to MassED's topic in Emergency
Years ago someone told me something that I always try to remember in situations like this. They said "You have no power to alter the behaviour of others. The only thing you can control is your...
Potassium MagnesiumSulphate is right, you need to narrow it down, and climate is a good way to do that. And although only big cities have specialty ICUs, your skills would be hugely appreciated in...
remoteareanurse replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor
Very drunk patient in the medical tent at music festival: "I am super intelligent you know." Me (thinking 'the evidence would indicate otherwise"): really?- do you know what you're IQ is? Him: Yeah-...