cathy2 replied to MistyDawnRN06's topic in Nursing Humor
An old couple goes the doctor, just to check their general health. The husband goes in first and the doctor says: "Well, Mr. Jones, you are in a perfect shape considering your age".And the man says:...
cathy2 replied to MistyDawnRN06's topic in Nursing Humor
A new nurse listened while the doctor was yelling, "Typhoid! Tetorifice! Measles!" The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is he doing that?" The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to call the...
cathy2 replied to MistyDawnRN06's topic in Nursing Humor
Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off. How do you save a doctor from drowning? Take your foot off his head. How...
Well hospitals here are becoming no smoking zones, but I am sure that will also cause problems because people who want a smoke are still going to do so.Goooooooooooooooooooooooood luck to
cathy2 replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor
Hi Guys we had an evaluation last week on our clinical skills,I have one more week before I become a second year student. Anyway the Uni provided patients to practice some of the skills.One of the...
:lol_hittiDont knock yourself, :nurse:It is stressfull with so much going on but work with the team, and dont be afraid to ask questions and sing in your heart :heartbeatI will survive good...
:smackingfooooo thats a scary one especially if you are doing the report/handover for the first time. I remember when I had to do it on my second clinical placement I was shaking from head to...