Leonca

Leonca specializes in Veterinary technology.

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1. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

   Leonca replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

   Sorry. I knew there were a few other vet techs here, so I didn't realize it might be

2. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

   Leonca replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

   I am a Registered Veterinary Technician. When I joined a few years ago I asked around and everyone was fine with me sharing my

3. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

   Leonca replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

   She was outside with her kennel-mate and I thought I could save time by doing it out there before I brought them back inside. They often split up and run in different directions when you have two of...

4. What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

   Leonca replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

   More canine patients: Bella and Bella 2, same owner. Wonder how complicated that makes training. IV. Unsure if that stands for intravenous, 4, or

5. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

   Leonca replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

   Today I learned not to try to medicate a patient outside while it is jumping up and down in a puddle of its own urine. A big dog can splash that stuff right in your face. Still not as bad as the time...

6. You Know You're A Nurse If...

   Leonca replied to Joe V's topic in Nursing Humor

   When you hand someone a kit for collecting a fecal sample at home, get a face in response, and remember that handling poop isn't a part of the average person's

7. You Know You're A Nurse If...

   Leonca replied to Joe V's topic in Nursing Humor

   When you have a dream in which you get someone to stop annoying you by threatening to show them pictures from your

8. What is your favorite smiley?

   Leonca replied to Poi Dog's topic in Nursing Humor

   My favorite is Sums up my reaction to so much that goes on in

9. What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

   Leonca replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

   My new record for weirdest patient name came into the clinic recently for grooming- a dog named Little ******. I don't like to swear, so I'm glad I didn't have to say his name while he was with

10. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Leonca replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I just remembered this one from over a year ago. Really minor, but it made me cringe at the time. I needed to get a weight on a Pomeranian that had come into the clinic, so put her on the small scale....

11. Funniest thing you've ever seen happen to a doctor

    Leonca replied to Guttercat's topic in Nursing Humor

12. Funny things patients say !

    Leonca replied to TAM's topic in Nursing Humor

    Client #1 is bringing in a box full of purebred bulldog puppies for vaccines. I bring a male pug mix up to the front desk to return to his owner after boarding. Client #2 turns from talking to...

13. Funniest/strangest dementia patient stories

    Leonca replied to Angie O'Plasty's topic in Nursing Humor

    This is, hands down, the story that made me laugh the

14. What does your username mean?

    Leonca replied to LifesAJourney's topic in Nursing Humor

    In high school I went through a period where I thought Spanish words were really neat. I took the Spanish for lioness, leona, and added a c to create a name that would have a chance at being distinct...

15. Funny things patients say !

    Leonca replied to TAM's topic in Nursing Humor

    A client with a little boy came in to get their dog vaccinated. The vet's 100lb Labrador retriever wandered up to check out the newcomers. The boy's eyes grew wide and he said, "Wow, look at the huge...