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  1. Traveling to CA soon, need advice on where to start

    mushrooms4 replied to Dredredr's topic in Travel

    I was a travel nurse up and down the coast of Cali for several years and the further north I went the better the rate of pay. Also I did per diem registry in San Diego for several years and I will...

  2. Rude recruiter!!!

    mushrooms4 replied to ERjunkie38's topic in Travel

    Believe me, this is NOT the behavior you would expect from recruitors. What company are you guys with? I am with AMN and have also travelled with Access and RN Network and I have never been spoken...

  3. You've Gotta Know the Lingo

    mushrooms4 replied to VivaLasViejas's topic in Geriatric, LTC

    The first time I heard a nurse refer to the "SOB" in rom 12, I got a litttle upset.... till I learned it was short of breath. Had to learn new terminology and acronyms when I became a

  4. Funny Nursing Dreams

    mushrooms4 replied to abbaking's topic in Nursing Humor

    I have a recurring nightmare that I have patients in my bedroom and I can't wake up enough to take care of them. Sometimes I wake up from this dream, and I literally search my room trying to find...

  5. Favorite bumper stickers

    mushrooms4 replied to beachmom's topic in Nursing Humor

    Saw this one on an old VW van: O to 60 MPH in 20

  6. Only a nurse would say......

    mushrooms4 replied to enigmaticorange's topic in Nursing Humor

    I don't know if you know what rhubarb smells like, but that's what dopamine smells

  7. Only a nurse would say......

    mushrooms4 replied to enigmaticorange's topic in Nursing Humor

    :jester:1) Maybe some dig stim would be good 2) When did you last poop? 3) Have you been able to pass gas? 4) Pleasantly confused 5) Just a little prick now, ok? 6) This won't hurt a bit... 7) Oh man,...

  8. My best orientation mistakes

    mushrooms4 replied to skicoachrn's topic in Nursing Humor

    I think Bradleau is a little confused- he apparently thinks it is OK to laugh at patients, and that he never makes mistakes so therefore it is OK to be harsh in his judgement of someone who is having...

  9. Older nurses taking forever to computer chart

    mushrooms4 replied to Giga's topic in General Nursing

    Wow! You are very harsh in your judgement there Giga. And, maybe in the 5-7 minutes you spend charting, you may not realize you are missing some critical assessment details. Computer charting...

  10. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    mushrooms4 replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    My word! I had the same experience!!! I had a pt that was post op CABG, doing great and was delined, extubated, and planned to TX to tele the next am. Gave him ambien and 45 min later, he was stark...

  11. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    mushrooms4 replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I had a friend that had received a homeless pt as an admit from the ER. I offered assistance bathing the pt as he was exceedingly odiferous; and, from experience, I knew moral support was required...

  12. Can I bolus this patient? A legal / practice question about sedatives and narcotics

    mushrooms4 replied to simvee's topic in MICU, SICU

    I would have to agree with the previous comments.... If what you have infusing only works when not stimulating the pt, let the MD know and try to get prn orders to cover the linen changes, suctioning,...

  13. Is turning to supine considered a turn?

    mushrooms4 replied to sockov's topic in MICU, SICU

    Unless your patient cannot tolerate a turn to one side or the other, you need to be turning them side to side. If they are (and I am talking ICU patients) intubated and sedated, and the potential of...

  14. Any ICUs or critical care settings where the standard ratio is 1:1?

    mushrooms4 replied to edogs334's topic in MICU, SICU

    Most ICUs will give you two patients, even with numerous drips. Time management will come to you, it just takes (how ironic) ----TIME. We have all been through this as new grads. Hang in there you...

  15. New grad in ICU needing advice

    mushrooms4 replied to pinkynbd99's topic in MICU, SICU

    By the way, I would like to take offense on your behalf on what Seasoned Nurse class of 1977 said (because it came off sounding a bit harsh), but I have to agree with all that she said. Listen to the...

  16. New grad in ICU needing advice

    mushrooms4 replied to pinkynbd99's topic in MICU, SICU

    I had a somewhat similar experience....as a new grad I worked at a hospital that the nurses took pride in "eating the young". I received little or no instruction and was sent to "critical care...

  17. NaHCO3 lead to SVT?

    mushrooms4 replied to TangoLima's topic in MICU, SICU

    Adenosine is usually only used to determine what the actual rhythm is, and because of the transient 2-5 second asystole and sense of "impending doom" that it causes patients, we only use it if...

  18. Poo-pay!

    mushrooms4 posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    I worked with a nurse whose friend's little daughter was being pottty trained. When this little teeny tiny girl came out of the bathroom (she had had a successful trip to the restroom) she raised her...

  19. Favorite Dr or Nurse Name

    mushrooms4 replied to sethmctenn's topic in Nursing Humor

    OK, we have an ER doc here in town by the name of Dr

  20. Describe the Ugliest Scrubs You Have Seen!

    mushrooms4 replied to PacoUSA's topic in Nursing Humor

    I worked with an old "hippy" kind of nurse, who didn't wear underpants under his scrubs, I found this out when he was performing CPR and his scrubs came untied (string caught on the bedrail) and down...

  21. My best orientation mistakes

    mushrooms4 replied to skicoachrn's topic in Nursing Humor

    Okay, this is not so much a mistake as a funny story about myself- yes I am tattling on me.... When I was a new grad, I was very naive to the things of the world... I had a sheltered life and had no...

  22. Confess! Whats the craziest force of habit you've done in the "Real World"

    mushrooms4 replied to vhern246's topic in Nursing Humor

    Oh yeah, I forgot the lotion thing, I buy lotion every time I go to the store. Can't get enuf of it. I have 5 bottles on my bedside table. 3 in my purse. 4 in my car. I am a nut, but there are...

  23. Confess! Whats the craziest force of habit you've done in the "Real World"

    mushrooms4 replied to vhern246's topic in Nursing Humor

    I play with my boyfriend's veins all the time. Don't even realise I am doing it. I also fell asleep on the toilet at work one day (In my defense, I was new to night shift and having a hard time...

  24. Too Funny.........Lament of an ICU nurse

    mushrooms4 replied to Esme12's topic in Nursing Humor

    Rules for being a loved one of a critically ill pt in the ICU 1. Please do not come into the room and start questioning everything we are doing, even if its in a curious, interested way. We are...

  25. Share The Weirdest Reasons Patients Push The Call Light

    mushrooms4 replied to RN06-NP09's topic in Nursing Humor

    I once had a pt call us in to his room because he had accidently pulled out his foley- but he proudly pointed down the the netherlands and said "but don't worry, I fixed it." We looked down and saw...