Sergeant'sDaughter

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1. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   Sergeant'sDaughter replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

   ..I've had people at my work(Awful Waffle) do this when I wore my pentacle. I suppose that's what I get for being Wicca in the buckle of the bible belt?

2. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   Sergeant'sDaughter replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

   Ok, I know this is a very old quote on a pretty old thread..But I just have to point out that I have three tattoos, am planning on getting more, and several ear piercings and blood needles still...

3. Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

   Sergeant'sDaughter replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

   ..Just had one. I was really sick yesterday and my husband, who's stationed in Hawaii, was really worried about me. When I woke up this morning, I texted him and asked him how he had slept. He said...

4. How about your favorite Old Wives Tales related to health?

   Sergeant'sDaughter replied to NurseyTonyaLPN's topic in Nursing Humor

   One of my coworkers said that when he had an ear infection, his mother would blow cigarette smoke into his ear to clear it up.

5. Your Favorite one liner used with patients

   Sergeant'sDaughter replied to scaredofshots's topic in Nursing Humor

   My mother-in-law has a good one. "I control the sharp pointy objects so you might want to be real nice to

6. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

   Sergeant'sDaughter replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

   My mother-in-law (Who has been a nurse for about 20 years not) and I recently traded stories..Mine from this site, of course. I was telling a story of an obese patient from here and she gave me this...

7. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

   Sergeant'sDaughter replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

   I know this isn't a nursing story, but I was sitting here reading through these stories and for some reason it popped into my head. I taught Karate for a few years and mostr of my students were ranged...

8. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

   Sergeant'sDaughter replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

   I haven't been on here in forever, but I see that the flow has stories will never stop...Good. :) The 80 y/o story made me laugh so loud I thought I would wake the house up. My fiance's mom is a...

9. Favorite Dr or Nurse Name

   Sergeant'sDaughter replied to sethmctenn's topic in Nursing Humor

   They're not Doctors, but we have three cops in my town named Manlove, Tremble, and Mingledorf. I think I spelled that last one

10. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Sergeant'sDaughter replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Oh..my..god..I would have lost it. Either passed out or puked. That poor

11. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Sergeant'sDaughter replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Oooooh. Breast cancer is one of my biggest fears. I've heard so many stories of what it does to you.

12. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Sergeant'sDaughter replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Omg. I'm starting to think this is common. My Dad told me that once while he was working they had a male patient come in with a light bulb where the sun doesn't shine! Unfortunately for the man,...

13. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Sergeant'sDaughter replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Ok, i've been following this thread for a while and I must admit, you all have WAY stronger stomachs than me. I, personally, am not a nurse and want to pursue a living as a teacher or in law...