tinerjayne

tinerjayne has 4 years experience and specializes in cardiac & vascular surgery step down.

Latest Activity

1. Youtube funny hospital videos

   tinerjayne replied to Lizzy88's topic in Nursing Humor

   I freaking love this!! It's dry-but is so true of drug seekers I see frequently.

2. Your Favorite one liner used with patients

   tinerjayne replied to scaredofshots's topic in Nursing Humor

   When helping fresh post-op pt's out of bed the first few times they're very nervous, often saying "I'm going to fall, I can't do it or Don't let me go" I look at them and say-we won't let you fall...

3. You Know You've Had A Hectic Shift/Day At Work

   tinerjayne replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

   you get clocked out, run to your car and realize you've never had to pee so bad in your life-you forgot to take a bathroom break during your 12 hour

4. Nursing Superstitions?

   tinerjayne replied to JustEnuff2BDangerous's topic in Nursing Humor

   Anytime I'm explaining an open chest code to a new employee-lo'and behold she gets firsthand experience before the end of the

5. Favorite Dr or Nurse Name

   tinerjayne replied to sethmctenn's topic in Nursing Humor

   Dr. Semon(pronounced Semen)- two actually GI, Ob/Gyn Dr. Jones-lol I sing it to myself frequently "Dr Jones Dr Jones, calling Dr Jones" Dr Go Dr Flower Just because they are ridiculous to pronounce...

6. Charting Bloopers

   tinerjayne replied to AHarri66's topic in Nursing Humor

   Written on our Cardiologists Progress Note today: Pt has end stage constipation. I kid you

7. Things nursing school FAILED to tell us

   tinerjayne replied to Debbie_LPN's topic in Nursing Humor

   That no matter how much you advocate, how often you're in their room, how much you get them everything they could possibly need-you will encounter a completely ungrateful and rude patient/family...

8. Things nursing school FAILED to tell us

   tinerjayne replied to Debbie_LPN's topic in Nursing Humor

   Sadly your hope will never come true-you will encounter much projectile vomitting And

9. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

   tinerjayne replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

   One 26 year old male patient-who was detoxing off meth, but had only used it one time 2 days ago- taught me that it's tacky to have 2 year old son, a wife who is 32 weeks pregnant, and two parents at...